Aww, look at his little chubby baby hands.

The new “Boy in the Striped Pyjamas” is even more depressing.

Change? They must have also voted for Obama then I’m sure.

“Israeli”? The quotations make it seem like they aren’t totally sure.

Calm down Zeus. You’re getting another unhealthy attraction to a mortal woman.

Stop posting all the news bro, we need to ignore some of it.

They weren’t even bombing a hospital this time, where apparently all the combatants usually hide. They bombed his family home.

Hope is nice and all, but there are already concentration camps built inside the US and a militarized force ready to scoop up any dissenters, which will soon have a budget larger than any nation’s military.

At this rate there won’t even be midterms.

FSB most best source unbiased news.

I know, let’s vote for hell on earth instead. That’ll surely clean things right up.

It wasn’t particularly veiled, much like your bottom half at night. And unlike your top half.

If you sleep in a dressing gown while Donald Ducking a satin shirt underneath, you’re a lunatic.

Telling someone to bomb a country isn’t very nice.

Of course, it is both sides, the Republicans and the Democrats, who are causing a problem in the UK government.

Nah, that’s a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich

Oh look, the database that scooped up all data on license plate movements was used for nefarious purposes. Who could have seen that coming?

Idk about you guys but I never said fuck and now I say fuck all the time because the prez does it

Its pretty easy to search a conversion. 58m acres is about the size of the entire UK.

Tell that to the president of the free world

For 20 years? That’s impressive stamina.