Well that really fixed that problem for everyone

Well that’s certainly an attention grabbing first 3 words.

He might not be wrong. He wasn’t very sharp 25 years ago either.

Saying “actually it was our country that radicalized him” is an odd flex.

All those guns and they’re still throwing their projectiles

Nope! Sorry. Still just a wet sack of shit.

Considering there’s never been a woman president and the country still hates gay people, it’s kind of impressive.

Come on now, he doesn’t only have sex with the grubby ones.

Who needs to drink in the afternoon when you can have 6 beers before 11am.

Not just migrants - asylum seekers. How dare they escape certain death, make a perilously long journey and expect to earn enough money to live.

It actually goes both ways

If this were truly a democracy, his constituents would get a referendum on whether he can both represent them and Microsoft at the same time.

I thought we at least used to try to hide the corruption.

Crunchy

Just imagine how hard a man sized antifa chicken would peck.

Ignoring the lack of actual protesters, I have never before seen the phrase “stares down” to mean “Watches from adjacent building while surrounded by own private army”.

The new “I’d have a beer with them”: “I’d like to see them do kareoke and sell me their book”.

Theres been a spotlight on him for over a decade at this point

Terrorcommunisocialism

Sorry, Trump can’t fight on this occasion on account of the bonespurs.