You’re going to have to explain this better because it’s really not making sense.

It didn’t exist until Last Thursday.

Three words: Fat Orange Mussolini.

The whole jury would have to be made up of CEOs to achieve that. Any lawyer, even the worst one, could argue that they aren’t his peers making the selection invalid.

If I were you I’d see if anyone can fix it, even if that meant the bowl would be decoration only after.

You’ve done nothing wrong, it was on me to understand. I just didn’t the first time. 🤷

Yeah I figured it out, it’s written strangely.

The title is badly written, I think op was saying the boyfriend is no longer alive.

I like how everyone’s glossing over the last part where the boyfriend is 60% of her age.

I sent this to every woman I know. I anticipate good things to come of it.

Hey. I didn’t come here to be attacked, pal.

Original? It’s Korean Frozen, and Frozen wasn’t original either.

“The incredibly tiny deformed nonfunctional penis of Elon Musk”

It has the benefit of being accurate.

RIP Jonathan Joss

Beer tastes like piss because it is. It’s yeast piss. The bubbles are yeast farts.

Yogurt isn’t liquid because of bacteria shit.

And just wait until you find out why cheese smells like feet.

It isn’t the shape of the jeans you’re identifying a weird.

This is showerthoughts not feverdreams