1. Supreme Court says president is immune to criminal charges from “official acts”
2. Commit crimes through “official acts”
3. ???
4. PROFIT!

The common folk? The rich couldn’t care less about them

Thanks for the reminder, just drank a whole lake small glass of water to keep my datacenters blazing at 85ºC body functioning at a nice 36ºC

Welcome to the Brazilian personal computer experience. Enjoy!

Still better than 11, though it’s one of those “the bar is underground” situations

Soon, apps will be an emulated electron frame within your browser, so you can have chrome in chrome while both race to eat all your RAM

What was the name of that con that allowed all the banned people from previous cons? Rainfurrest?

Animating foxes with passion, exhibit B: Zootopia

Maned wolves are cool

As someone who lives where they are naturally occurring, I can confirm that they are cool. There’s also a specific tree (lobeira, Solanum lycocarpum) that’s essential to their diet and needs those wolves to reproduce.

Because by the time you got good at what a job expects you to be good at, they’re already forcing you to do something else

I think the secret something is the most likely

That’s K, for Karen Method

Any games that allows us to explore that concept? Sounds like the perfect stuff for shenanigans

AUTH\ST/C?

With or without the bugs spicy features?

CEOs are gushing at that possibility. “No no, I did not order the AI to steal my workers’ wages and company assets into an account only I control, it did it all on its own! Judge it!!”

How much money do you need to keep the bakery running?
> 1 trillion dollars a year
How much revenue is it generating?
> About 50 billion

Yeah, totally worth it. /s

gifs that you can hear

For my next trick, I shall reinvent fire

What about a game like Bomberman, where you have to get a good “read” of the screen in order to not get killed?

I wondered about that level navigation part, whether the path forward was clear enough or not, because my 11yo nephew, who is not a gamer by any measure and very rarely gets access even to a smartphone, didn’t have trouble seeing that lower part of where she was supposed to go.