Whereas my body will always betray me in order to let tiny cats sleep comfortably! Even sleeping it will not roll so as to not hurt them. Then I wake up feeling like I slept on the floor cause I never moved and released pressure.

I once dropped a toothbrush down the sink. Normally sinks have a catcher mesh installed but we had to remove ours as a quick fix for it leaking. I dropped it perfectly and shoop it’s down the sink. I did fish it out because it hit the ubend and stayed there but I threw it away and got a new one lol. Everything was fine for years though, it was an extremely rare shot for it to go down and not just lay flat in the sink.

This is not helping. I too grip my phone and keys and stuff going over scary things like grates!

Danged critters! Yeah, we’re…close enough to suburbs that things don’t go trash picking here. We’re near the pine barrens, but not quite enough.

This is why garbage is a two person job! My husband takes the garbage to the can, and the night before, I take the can out! So I can sleep to whatever time. Cause the garbage people either pick it up at fuck early o’clock, or not until the afternoon. No one here is trying to guess, entire street puts it out the day/night before.

It’s the second point there that makes me think I’m not just autistic.

A routine? I’ve never managed to have those. What I do have is having to constantly tell myself to do something. Every. Single. Time. And if it’s interrupted for some reason? Fuck me!

Dentist is a condescending jerk about my not brushing my teeth because it is a constant struggle every morning.

They will disagree violently about the fishes! I had a cat that was absolutely crazy about salmon!

Because they trust us to not step on them. They see that we try to avoid them, and so, of course we won’t hurt them!

Smart but not quite smart enough to realize accidents happen lol.

They do seem to know if someone is disabled though and tend to either run faster (to clear the person’s path faster) or give a wider birth from what I’ve seen. They have to be near the human for awhile to realize though, that’s a learning curve for them.

Ooo such a cute orangey baby boy!

Sounds like a nightmare for insurance purposes, at least here in the states.

Given they tried to claim my identical twin was not my father’s child but I was. (Twin cost a lot lot more. I was nicu for a week, they were nicu for a month)

The insurance company did not win that argument.

You claim one twin you claim both your dinguses.

Oh man, I loved wearing turtle necks and ankle skirts and still being a whore because I had the audacity to have DD by high school! I never even touched a boy in even the vaguest ways in high school!!!

My favorites are “Whooooose the stupidest cat in this house? You are! You are!” And “Whoooooo is a dingus? You are!”

It always ends with you are, lol

I’ll give her many treats when I get back from the car people!

Cars are much worse than cats!

Not the longest, but pretty long! Can’t wiggle it around though, she doesn’t approve of that oh no!

She’s a skittish baby with new humans, but I can tell you once she warms up she’s a very soft cat!

It would be very hypocritical of me to care much about it. So I’d wish them luck and to know it won’t be easy.

I love calling cats little silly dinguses and such, but in the sweet cat voice. The high pitched voice that I use to speak to kitties.

They loooove it, no matter what I’m calling them. They rub against me and I give them pets and kisses while calling them little dummy babies.

<3

I also call them best cat, smartest cat, best at being a cat! Just gotta mix it up occasionally.

He had to teach you who now owns the house! Hims!

It’ll take years on average to find out what’s wrong with me, given numbers. And unfortunately my insurance will end this year so it’s. Well. We’ll see what happens!

They’ve checked iron. Sometimes it’s low, but not super low. They’ve checked b12, and while taking supplements for that helps, it’s only like, a bit more energy. It’s a lot going on.

Ooooh my goodness! What an adorable belly!!