You can trick my cat into being your friend if you give them a lick of nacho cheese. But just one lick.

Also they won’t be your friend in the sense of cuddles, but they will sit nearby and slow blink at you if you do it first.

I will double down on hating it more, fine fine!

Fucking love Highlights magazine! So great! I’ll still read one if I every saw it again!

Good baby! Orange baby!!

Clearly couch is for cat, yes? Not for silly human, made for cat!

Seasonal Affective Disorder, probably!

Ooo he’s so cute! A lovely little void!

Maybe if I suggest it to the local grocery store, they’ll do the same…hm.

I am always like “This is yet another joke” and it’s not today! A delight!

Machu Pichu was one of my childhood fascinations. Like how cool is a mountain top city??

The kitten, this morning, until she finally settled down for a nap!

I watched a YouTube video about the plot and showing which timelines were where and it hurt my head lol

Very very innocent and good she says as well!

The green part of the tomato? The stem and such? Lovely, amazing scent.

Only one I remember anymore is rosebud, lmao.

“One cat is fine because they’re solitary creatures. Two cats is better because they are social creatures. The third cat is the watershed cat. Then you just keep having more cats” my mother, quoting I have no idea.

Ooo adorable babies!

Massage therapy is a god send that should be part of normal Healthcare!

Even though the cat knows better than to get on the counter when I can see, this is why my cutting boards are in a place cat feet can not touch, and why I wash down my counter before using it for bread making. Love the cat, she is not trusted!

Same with my mother and me and twin being autistic. It sucks ass.