I was waiting for a call for an appointment to be made. When they said I have to be there at 8am, it was great. First thing in the morning and done for the rest of the day? Thank fuck.

Ooo what a belly!!

I have a bunch of Mason jars for canning and I use them for storing herbs as well.

So smoochable! Such a good little kitty head to kiss!

It was absolutely the “stop kissing me, human, nap time now” but she waaaas purring while being kissed. She can’t help it!

Good shirt!!

I’ve tried it. It’s okay. I’m not using it currently because I forget to. Not sure how to deal Wyeth that part.

Jam and jelly too! Canning them, basically.

My hair becomes a mess no matter how long it touches the pillow. Short nap? Deep sleep?? Boom hair knots.

A very good song by Tom Lehrer as well.

Our household of three uses so little water we are almost always charged the minimum amount and that’s after my penchant for baths.

I love baths. I love bubble bath.

Cat also loves baths. Cat is dangerous. It adds to the ambiance of the bathing experience.

It only feels good to me if I woke up because I’m feeling rested! If it’s because something woke me up, it makes me wanna cry. But I’m usually being woken up like 30 minutes before time and no way I’m getting more sleep.

Oh absolutely. Mother told him to knock it off. Also much squisher hands. We think it popped the knuckles out but…teen, they just went back in.

When I was a young teenager, we were getting out of the minivan. I was holding onto the door thing between the sliding door (where I was coming from) and the front passenger where my grandmother was.

She proceeded to slam the front door shut on my hand.

It closed and locked.

“I think the door is shut on my hand” I said because it was sudden. And I was a kid.

“What?” said dad. I started to repeat myself before he processed it and he fucking freaaaked, climbing inside the van to unlock it from the driver’s side, shouting about grabbing my fingers to get them reattached and they opened the door

and

My hand is fine. Fingers still attached. Only thing on them was a thin line across the knuckles. We iced them but it didn’t hurt.

He spent the rest of the day once we got home trying to slam him own hands to see how it happened lmao

Not then it wasn’t! There were many purrs!

No allergies that show up on a simple blood panel.

Except my sinuses are always runny so maybe I should get it looked into.

And my identical twin is allergic to tree nuts so maybe I should be cautious with those.

Please tell each cat I love them!! I miss my mothers big orange boy cat. He was a lovely if very pathetic man. Loved attention. Loved pets. No brain. His tortie sister took all the brains.

My test is mostly how do they treat my visibly disabled husband. Who also is older than me and looks it. I don’t like being treated like I’m his nurse. I understand why they might think daughter so I’m ambivalent towards that. A lot of people are short and snippy with him because he’s harder to understand and that gets me upset.

I’m unsure because it was ages ago, but probably a mix of me being undiagnosed autistic them being undiagnosed something and telling them no I can’t give them free stuff at the job I was at.

They left when the manager came out. Manager asked if I needed a break because they heard the shouting.

I was mostly baffled.

That orange cat is hard looking at you, wondering why you are photographing them lmao