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0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

Man in wrong dir

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Man in wrong dir

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0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • hperrin@lemmy.world
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    Pull it back out, read it, then throw it away again. That way in five minutes when it’s time for the next step, you can repeat.

    • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Oh when did you install the camera in my pantry?

  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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    This comic

    • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      lol 🤣🤣🤣… happens all the time.

  • charles@lemmy.world
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    One day I realized I could take a picture of the bag before I tossed it or put it back in the freezer, and my life has been so much better.

    • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t have the foresight to not throw the bag/box away, and you’re suggesting I take a picture. Man, if that’s not having an optimistic view of humanity, I don’t know what is. Thanks for thinking the best of me, regardless.

      • ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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        Take the picture when you’re putting groceries away. People tend to buy the same products. So, eventually you’ll have a library and you won’t have to take pictures anymore. That’s what I do.

        • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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          I make an oil on canvas still life of the bag and hang it on the wall above the stove.

          • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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            And get some whiskey and ice from time to time, stand across the painting and reminiscence of the good old days.

            • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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              Now the ice cream is in a bowl but I’ve thrown out the package and taken out the trash. Can’t remember what I’m supposed to do with it next.

              • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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                Ummm 🤔… fry it for an hour, yes, I think that’s what it said.

        • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          This is actually great advice 👍.

      • ickplant@lemmy.world
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        We all believe in you!

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          I don’t. I think they’re a myth invented to support an oppressive priesthood.

      • charles@lemmy.world
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        Take a picture the first time you pull it out of the garbage, so you don’t have to go back in for a 3rd or 4th time.

        • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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          Now this is realistic.

          I’ve gone back at least 3 times before.

          • charles@lemmy.world
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            I, too, have ADHD

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      I’m sorry, do you think I fucking plan anything!? I can’t even keep my devices charged! So I

    • mathematicalMagpie@lemm.ee
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      I can’t even remember the instructions I just read. I’ll never remember to take a picture of them.

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
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    thats called being a professional chef.

  • mihor@lemmy.ml
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    That’s me checking the frozen pizza oven temp and duration. Every. Single. Time.

    • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      Yeah, basically, we all need it for that.

      I wish they would print that on the back with 100pt font size. Just that, nothing else.

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        I’d prefer an edible spray painted (garlic and oregano perhaps) qr code right on the top of the pizza.

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    too real. I must do this at least once a month.

    • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      There was some good advice given here, like take a pic of the back before you even cook it.

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        If your brain is that advanced you don’t have this problem in the first place.

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          I have actually, I just read the comments and thought that it’s a good idea.

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    Sometimes ADHD really do be like that

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    threw out

    But it was thrown in. 🤔

    • PwnTra1n@lemmy.world
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      they call it taking a shit but you leave it dont you

      • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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        You can’t evacuate people. I mean, you can if you want, but that’s not what you want to say here.

        A building can be evacuated. To evacuate a person is to give that person an enema.

        • 0x4E4F@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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          Wow… suddenly, sex games became a lot stailer for me.

      • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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        You do you

  • TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl
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    Because washing your hands while cooking is too hard.

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    Don’t need the box anymore if you’d just finally buy a fucking vision pro already.

    • tacofox@lemm.ee
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      Can’t tell if you’re trolling or not. Just have the upvote and move along.

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      That honestly looked cool, but the vision is similar to quest 3, bright things look impossible to see well, colors don’t look like real life, etc… For cooking it’s not good enough.

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      I cannot begin to explain the horrors of this.

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        'Aybee I shoulda added a /s

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