I mean, a good enough rock can be considered a tool. Same as an antler or a bone.

Turns out, when you give the felon the keys to the prison, they open it and let their friends out.

Man who repeatedly stabbed a guy says repeatedly stabbing a guy is bad for that guy.

Oh cool. Monopolies have never hurt the little guy.

Gosh I just feel so sorry for all of them. I can’t imagine the struggle.

Flying bugs often can’t fly when their wings are wet. They go in for a drink, get wet, then can’t get out. If there were some dirt on the edge, they could swim out and dry off, but a glass isn’t made of dirt, so it’s harder to get a grip on vertical glass or glazed drinkware.

Wine and sweet drinks are even worse, because the bugs are attracted to the scent, and they often don’t have as much surface tension as water, which means the bug can’t just land on it, and when they fall in the liquid fills their respiratory system (basically little holes in their exoskeleton).

Killing is the point of land mines? Wow, Tucker must be a genius.

I didn’t know if you were going to succeed in this joke. Way to stick the landing.

When were you a kid? There was a vending machine in an ice rink when I was a kid in the nineties that exclusively sold candy, and the sour candies were always sold out by the time the guy came to refill.

Nothing ever happens, until it does.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillotine

It seems that way because the minority of people who are against trans people are very loud and obnoxious, and their voices are heavily amplified by sites like Facebook and Twitter.

Bad take.

You think VS Code is bloated and you use Visual Studio and Xcode?

You think VS Code is slow and bloated? What do you use?

Also, on several occasions I’ve had VS Code help me recover accidentally deleted files, because the editor keeps the file in memory, regardless of if it disappears on disk (like most editors).

I created an email service called https://port87.com

It’s got fancy features that help you stay organized and spam free.

I also create loads of open source software, which I use for it:

https://sveltematerialui.com - A UI library for the Svelte framework.

https://nymph.io - An object relational mapper for Node.js and the browser.

https://github.com/sciactive/nephele - A WebDAV server with encryption, deduplication, and S3 support.

And then the ADHD superpower of being able to get pretty good at it and do all the hard work necessary to complete the project, leaving only the easy yet boring work. One day you’ll get to that and finish the project. One day.

Doesn’t it say in the Bible that the antichrist will be followed by many and viewed as their savior?

Two Alt keys and no space bar?

Why not walk the horse onto the trebuchet and make it your neighbor’s problem?