Pece price!
The orange tumor doesn’t have one of those.
That ought to fix it. Pack in the protests, guys, the Catholic Church has saved the world again.
“But I can only get my Peace Prize if I pry it from Norway’s cold dead hands!”
He’s probably gonna try to destroy the organization that hives Nobel prizes. If he can’t have a Nobel prize, nobody can
US Catholic Cardinals are one of the enablers for this administration, by focusing on abortion above all other issues during the election. It’s a little too late now, though.
Given how they enjoy diddling kids you’d think they’d be on board with the current guy.
Any abortion is one less kid to diddle
Says the church that still protects pedophiles.
You know shit is getting out of hand when one group of paedos says the other group of paedos should take a step back and think.
Oh he’s got a moral compass alright. It’s just pointing at the wrong morals
I’m not even sure he has any morals or values
I think they’re going to have to provide the compass.
Uhh hopefully not
Yeah, you’re right.
But that being said, who would we choose to provide said compass?
Also a good point. Maybe Dolly Parton?
Hello Dolly!
Probably we could pick worse than Dolly.
But I think we might want to see the whole Epstein list first either way
Me. I’m the one person who’s right about everything.
I already trust you more than most religious leadership or politicians. My confidence isn’t high on this yet but I think you would already provide a better result than either of them.
You have to remain being right about everything though or we will have to begin consideration to replace you.
And I’m hoping you don’t fuck it up, it would be rather refreshing to have a leadership strategy that actually just keeps getting things right all the time
My imagined Trump response:
“Sure thing! Where is she?”
His plan for peace $1 billion dollar donations. If I was religious I’d seriously start wondering if he’s the antichrist.
If I was the Catholic church I’d be careful. One of the richest institutions in the world and Trump could probably freeze their assets if he wanted to at least for the states
He did just say that the only thing that can stop him is his own morality.
That would certainly be a first for the US. I’d be very surprised if Trump were the one to finally embrace it!
That would require Trump to have morals and understand what a compass is. Also really rich to hear this coming from the world renowned Pedo Protection Coalition.
Trump would just sell a moral compass.
Did they say “the power of Christ compells you”?
Did his head spin around and filet o fish spray out his mouth butthole?
Maybe they should use the holy hand grenade.
