Good luck with that. Jazz musicians have had better contract lawyers for a while now.

Hopefully the Otters do a better job with the world.

Whatever he felt like doing.

But Lojban was right there!

Double jump.

Balefire scarring.

It’s a radiation burn but it sounds cooler.

Yes. Not much I could do with them though.

Trump won because he ran unopposed.

“Free”

Dick and balls man. Dick, and balls.

A democrat in Palm Beach? That’s super illegal.

The syphilis has completely cooked his brain.

“Why would we prosecute him?”

“J-j-just don’t!”

An evergreen headline.

Robocop 2 is a hell of a movie.

Life is far too serious for me to take it seriously.

Smart adults pop out a couple of serfs to help with some of the chores.

God bless epigenetics!

Did you prove your worth?

For a decrease in MJT.