That’s not a sarcastic statement.

And learn to fish.

And they’re struggling to find parking in Manhattan after the owner of the garage they had been leasing decided not to renew the contract.

Heck of a thing.

I haven’t heard anything about that and I am way too online.

Not the ones I saw.

Just as I said. Cracks a joke.

Yes, that’s what I said. You have to include the “a joke” part.

It’s the same sky daddy. They just don’t agree on the details.

“Cracks a joke”. Nobody just says “cracks” that way. Clickbait title choice.

It’s just a decorative item shaped like a monkey, usually made of coconuts.

https://bigthink.com/surprising-science/why-dont-humans-have-a-mating-season-turns-out-we-do-sort-of/

Probably nothing to do with sports directly.

Not for me.

oil leaking into the sea

Back in, like, the late '90s, these things were everywhere.

So to me they’re just perfectly banal.

Pretty sure it’s mentioned on Wikipedia. I haven’t searched about it myself in years.

And presumably still does.

Happy May Day.

Specifically, that there is not enough nitrogen for the mushrooms/mycelium, which require more nitrogen than grass does. This is less of a problem in areas where wildlife lives as their droppings provide nitrogen content to the soil.

Basically, it’s a lawn problem. Need more than just barren grass for healthy mycelium beneath the soil surface.