- Artichoke. The name describes how it tries to kill you. - That’s also pretty metal, true! 
 
- Kale and other leafy greens are higher in iron (and other metals) than other plants, so I would think those are the most metal. 😌 - Roasted Kale chips with a bit of oil and salt is utterly delicious. 
 
- Huh? - let him cook 
- I’m guessing either because it looks like blood, or because it contains actually a lot of metal in terms of minerals…? - I really don’t know, if it contains the most amount of metal among veggies, though. Apparently, it does contain a noteworthy amount of manganese. 
 And I just compared it to potatoes and green beans, and well, it seems to contain rather much iron and sodium, but magnesium, zinc, copper, potassium are fairly average.
- Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica. 
 
- I did think I was going to die when I used the toilet after the first time I ate beets. - EVERYTHING will be beet red. 
 
- Dwight? 
- They are. Taste and color. 
- I just realized I’ve never eaten a beet on purpose that wasn’t pickled. - They are surprisingly sweet. Too sweet, for my taste. They’re better than you might think - art least, I was expecting worse after growing up with aunts who put them in shit like jello, and all the times I was tricked thinking I was getting canned pureed cinnamon apple … whatever the hell that stuff is … and getting canned pureed beets. Had my first roasted one as an adult and thought, hell, this is pretty good. - But, yeah, too sweet. Not sweet enough to be a dessert pretending to be a vegetable, like baked sweet potato with marshmallows, but too sweet to be a stand-alone vegetable. - Chop one up, salt it, and roast it in the oven until it’s not hard anymore. They’re cheap, and you lose nothing but a buck and some time by trying it. You might discover a new passion! 
- Stewed beets are delicious, and beet greens are quite tasty too. A nice addition to any garden. - I’ll try a stew this year. I have a garden, just never had them in mind before lol. 
 
 
- Heavy metal or heavy metals? 
- What fruit is the most metal? Dragonfruit perhaps? 
 - loves beets
- loves heavy metal
 - It checks out 








