“This food tastes like garbage!”

“What did you expect? Rich people eat the garbage parts of the food.”

“Well I ate garbage yesterday and it didn’t cost me $300! Good day, sir!”

Bill at least has 3 of the first four letters of William. 🤷‍♂️

Completely unrelated, but: Late last night I heard the screen door slam, and a big yellow taxi took my girl away.

The worst thing you can possibly watch in the wide world of sports.

My ass always looks hella flat when I scan it.

Most cheat codes of the past were literally just shortcuts for QA and other testing. They don’t need them now so they don’t program them in. Though if it’s on PC and has a command console, they do still have ways of using it to cheat. I do hate when an Unreal Engine game disables the console entirely, tho. I know it has one, and a lot of commands are the same across all games on it. I even found it interesting that the Oblivion Remaster uses Unreal’s command console, but all the original GameBryo commands work. Even Ref and ItemIDs are identical.😃

Die

Both are equally valid.

They said they had early onset Alzheimer’s the other day and it kind of explains a lot.

recieves package for neighbor

rings neighbor’s doorbell and shows them the package

keeps neighbor’s package for himself

Maybe everyone you know IRL is a doofus.

“Hey, ChatGPT, please HACK THE PLANET.”

If your options are a lawyer and self-representation, yeah. They’re worth it.

“A person who represents themselves in court has a fool for a lawyer.”

Steam is a 3rd party launcher except in the case for Valve’s own developed games. I don’t think you really understand what 1st and 3rd party mean here.

Presidents probably shouldn’t wear spray tan that makes them orange.

POV: You’re my phone as I scroll Lemmy in bed

🫪

Oh no! Bugs!

😑

Imagine there’s no countries

It isn’t hard to do

Nothing to kill or die for

And no religion, too

Imagine all the people

Livin’ life in peace

You may say I’m a dreamer

But I’m not the only one

I hope someday you’ll join us

And the world will be as one

Have you tried reading a book that sounded interesting for fun and not just because you were forced to in school?

I have been convinced for a while that we could very easily get the orange dipshit to do a 180 on everything he claims he believes if someone were to suggest things in a way that made him think they were his ideas and just appease his ego.

But that would require appeasing the son of a bitch, and fuck that.