Ahh. Yeah, I hate that too. It’s pretty common for games to say you lost if you tied.

Actually was more confused that Hornet is in the mix at all; didn’t even think to make a joke about 69ing lol

I just meant how do you juggle, dodge and bounce off yourself? Unless I am totally misunderstanding what this chart is showing (I assumed it was the total times you did those actions against the enemy shown by the number). I haven’t played Silksong yet so maybe I am just way off base 😅

How do you do any of those things… to yourself? Isn’t Hornet the character you play as? 🤨

Am I missing something?

From your description, I’d say you’re missing at least some salt and pepper.

No, this is a dumb meme (and yet still funny af):

Also when you come back home after being gone a while, it smells weird there too until you go nose blind to it again.

How and why is it not mostly automated at this point, anyway?

His brain was never functional to begin with.

When God was handing out brains, he heard “trains” and said “no thanks, I’ll drive myself.”

Trump more popular than gouging your own eyes out with a rusty spoon. But only because only half of those surveyed saw the Melania documentary.

I was wondering about the origins of this and a couple other kid things that somehow managed to spread far and wide without the internet involved for the past few days, myself. It’s crazy how this kind of stuff likely does not have a concrete starting point that you can say “this nusery rhyme originated from little Billy Sojack, age 6, on the playground of Chester A. Arthur elementary in Small Town, OH on Jan 3rd, 1967.”

Wash? They’re broken in so well, they maintain the shape of my legs even when I take them off.

What’s worse?

Illegal gambling in traditional sense (poker, dice, slots, etc) or legal gambling loopholes like video game lootboxes? 🤔

Wish I still had a picture of that vandalized “Main Canal” sign from where I used to live.

“Hey look, it’s the Man Anal!”

The can says this is monster nitro; which is nitrogenated like the guiness, and not carbonated like normal monster.

I’ve seen various fidget cubes that have 6 different tactile things on them, and the one I want most is so hard to find… It was 5 different kinds of toggle switches and a mechanical keyboard key. I want it so bad.

Just one of those stick toggle switches.

Warlocks.

Or the eldridtch beings that they bind to.

I doubt the average student is using anything other than Word, unless they are using AI to begin with.

Word processors (like MS Word) have been doing it automatically since I was in school. Same with double spacing after a period.

For some reason this image gives me Goosebumps.