I’ve been wondering a lot recently if neurotypical people can literally just control their own thoughts in ways I can’t even conceive of. Like can they actually choose what they like instead of just liking or not liking things? Can they choose what to think about without struggling to grab the thing you’re trying to think about out of the sea of interconnected thoughts flowing into one another all the time? Are their minds just totally blank until tasked with thinking?

I can get a pretty decent picture of the scene excepting that the writer names these places by name and I don’t know what they actually look like so the layout is entirely being generated by my imagination. It’s wet. It’s muddy. It’s miserable and cold. And It’s in London, a long time ago so everyone’s dressed like Harry Potter characters and covered in shit ala Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

Pretend it’s one of your homies talking to their mom and make loud, sexual moans.

Build yourself a Pee Wee Herman style breakfast machine and never have this problem again. Bonus points if it plays the Danny Elfman song really loudly as the alarm.

How do we know that Grok doesn’t have a manual mode where Musk himself can just make posts he wrote through its account?

Easiest option if you’re great at math? Count cards at a high stakes poker table in Vegas.

Since my mom died, my thoughts are 5% sex, 5% video games and 90% about slitting my wrists because I don’t have a gun or pills.

washing clothes twice

Ha. I’m lucky if I remember to wash them once!

Condensation isn’t pure water.

There are also parts that aren’t purely gold, and corrosion damage is a concern too.

It also just generally helps to put them in there immediately after use and not wait for all the stuff on them to dry and congeal into something stronger than concrete.

Which is what I would guess is a major source of hating dishes even for people with a machine: forgetting to do them in the first place so it’s worse when you finally do. 🤣

The article is over a month old, and was posted like a day or so before the site was back online originally. I only remember because I thought it was hella funny seeing that headline pretty close to other posts about 4chan coming back up.

Washing dishes is hella easy.

Put dishes in machine, add soap, turn on machine.

What do you mean some people don’t have a machine?

It’s finally happening 😃

“Well hello veen-oh-moose!”

Well, it’s a cult created by a science fiction author, so you just ask to join. But it’s also a scam, so they’ll want all your money to get points for the cult that can be used to purchase new skins for your thetans or possibly shake hands with Tom Cruise.

I like shorts.

They’re comfy and easy to watch.

That doesn’t mean they’re all good. Just like everything else, there’s a few things that are good and a whole lot of things that suck, hard.

I still see blank CDs and DVDs for sale sometimes. Makes me wonder who is out there using them.

And the people have simple had Kenough.

The smell wouldn’t do much, but they shouldn’t touch them either since it can cause skin irritation.

I also would never feel like it would ever be out of reach of a cat unless in a room the cat isn’t allowed in and actively kept out of.