I love that the body text is exactly what I thought when I saw the title before opening the post fully 🤣

• The angle of the floor compared to the wall and table.

• The bag of… bags?

• The silky smoothness of the skin on the guinea pigs.

• The missing finger on the hand.

If this isn’t AI genned, it’s still inexplicably weird as shit just at a glance without even really scrutinizing it deeper. I would still be questioning these elements as being shopped for the WTF value.

Just keep in mind that most of the time, the only one who will even notice you made a mistake when playing an instrument is you.

Maybe Marylin was his one exception. Like he and Jackie had a deal where he could hook up with Marylin and she could hook up with Burt Reynods and it wouldn’t count against them. 🤷‍♂️

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But sometimes a cigar is a BIG BROWN COCK AND YOU’RE SUCKING ON THE WET END OF IT!”

I mean if I could play dice with a custom set of dice that always land on 3 and nobody batted an eye at it, I could have infinite wealth just like in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. 🤷‍♂️

This is why you don’t clean it with soap, water and a wire brush. Just use air.

Next time buy quieter case fans. 🤷‍♂️

When people ask me why I haven’t switch to Linux yet, this is why. I’m too much of a stud 😔

I highly doubt something like a neurolizer could exist, where they can just erase your memory with a flash of light. But methods to erase memories kinda exist now, and they require actually doing things to your brain physically. Like jamming a metal rod up your nose or behind your eye and swirling it around.

And that shit is pretty scary.

Be even scarier if they could implant new ones like Total Recall, Ghost in the Shell, Fallout 4, or the 6th Day. Did it really happen? Are you a robot? Are you a clone? Shit would absolutely break people.

They just closed their eyes and then pressed in their ear and anus to take a screenshot.

About 4 hours. Assuming I have some kind of caffeine. Otherwise it may take longer.

Just Pro. It was the bare minimum I needed to have access to the Group Policy Editor that let me actually control everything and not have what amounts to child-safety locks on everything deeper than basic settings.

The one that popped up prompting the question is a security update for the OS.

Nope. US and don’t even use the login system at all. One of the benefits of having the Pro edition.

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Where is this hand’s pinky finger? 🤔

Warmest Greetings.

farts

Deepseek seems to have the only functional clock.

IDC if it’s weird or not; I wanna be a cartoon dog. Fuck this gross, three dimensional human bitch body. 😩

So I get it.