. . . His net worth at most recent estimate sits somewhere in the neighborhood of $860 billion. The 55-year-old Nazi-saluting CEO of Tesla and SpaceX, who occupies his free time posting calls for race war, could dump half a billion dollars on each of the next 16 elections in a row before he had spent one percent of his wealth. The world’s richest individual spent, relative to the amount he can afford to spend, virtually no money at all. He can try this again, and he will, at larger scale and with better planning and more numerous redundancies. Unless.
The Democrats elected to all those offices will be inaugurated into a huge mess in January. The federal government is in tatters, the judiciary seeded with sneering MAGA goons like bear traps on a forest floor, the executive branch a metastatic growth of varyingly murderous criminal enterprises in unholy union with a psychotic, apocalyptic tech industry in suicide-cult thrall to bumbling chatbots. Donald Trump will still be the president. His various racist paramilitaries will still exist, and will still be disappearing people off American streets wherever they are not outright slaughtering those people in broad daylight. His senseless war against Iran will still be happening. The U.S.-abetted genocide in Palestine will still be happening. The campaign to drive trans Americans out of society will still be happening; young girls in the state of Washington will have to submit to DNA tests and/or genital inspection in order to participate in sports.
This week’s results notwithstanding, the electoral map is still gerrymandered to hell, voting rights are still under assault, and the social equality gains of the 19th and 20th centuries are still being rolled back all over the place. The mainstream press will still be all but totally consolidated in the hands of a tiny number of stupid fascist assholes. Normal day-to-day shit will still be insanely expensive. The day after the swearing-in of our newly enblued Congress, life will still suck mondo ass for basically every normal American.
There’s a lot to do, is what I am saying.
Somewhere amid all the Congressional hearings called for by all of this, though, someone simply must find time to break Elon Musk on the fucking wheel. The level of wealth he has attained would make him an existential threat to democracy even if the United States had reasonable campaign-finance laws, which it does not, and even if Musk were not, personally, an open and explicit enemy of pluralism, of the rule of law, and of racial and gender equality, which he is. As things stand, he is, in literal and fundamental terms, incompatible with a functional and functioning society.
Breaking Musk would be necessary even if he had not spent the past several years providing numerous perfectly good excuses for doing so. Thankfully(?), he has! Via the Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), which he ran, Musk shuttered USAID; when that action’s effects are done spooling out, he will be responsible for millions of deaths around the world. He has used SpaceX’s Starlink network to manipulate the war in Ukraine. His car company’s cars are shoddy pieces of shit, and their faulty autonomous self-driving technology routinely kills people. His space company’s rockets are shoddy pieces of shit that routinely blow up high above the Earth and litter its surface with toxic burning trash.
The silver lining in allowing such obscene wealth and power to concentrate themselves in one revolting addled herb, constitutionally incapable of winning the sincere esteem of any person less detestable than himself, is this: It is a problem with the exact same size, dimensions, and outline as Elon Musk himself. Yes, OK, sure: He is in turn a symptom of a much larger and more complex problem, that of capitalism itself. We will deal with that as we go. But Elon Musk’s wealth and power can be broken, as straightforwardly as by breaking Elon Musk. The most direct path to doing durable good for American democracy, right now, is the one that leaves tire tracks across Elon Musk’s stupid fucking face.
Somewhere amid all the Congressional hearings called for by all of this, though, someone simply must find time to break Elon Musk on the fucking wheel.
The dream.
Sure there is. It’s called a ditch with a few spade fulls of dirt thrown over him.
I was going to say prison but that works too.
Well, the dirt will act like a prison cell. Until he suffocates.
Didn’t he also shut down the office that was investigating him because he was about to go to prison if they completed their investigation?
According to the Epstein emails, there wasn’t a place for him in the dysfunctional society either.
He truly is a twat
There was. He attended Epstein parties, don’t let the story about how he begged one time make you forget that he did attend the parties.
That’s so hilarious to me. Because, how much of a piece of shit do you got to be for those people to not want you around.
Those people don’t care about that. You can be an even bigger piece of shit as long as your influential or plain rich enough (and we have proof of that). If he asked again today, I’m sure they’d let him in.
edit: that story isn’t completely true anyhow. They did have im around evtl.
The only place for him and every other Epstein class asshole is a supermax prison under ground.
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They’ve already built their own underground prisons, we can just pour concrete over the entrances.
Or hanging from some nicely braided hemp.
I suggest it should happen in a gas station forecourt, as is customary in such cases.
And all assets seized and used to pay down the national debt, forgive student debt, and provide universal health care.
And $100 for each American to celebrate Musk’s fucking off, each in our own humble way.
There’s no place in society for any nazis

Or billionaires! Fuck that shit. Cap it at $99,999,999.99. This is what they get to spend for the rest of their lives. Everything you make after this goes into taxes. If you go bankrupt, boo fucking hoo, you lost it all. Not our problem.
Wait, like you have a max amount of money you can earn in your life after which you earn nothing more?
I can get behind the spirit but that seems fraught with problems. The ultra rich would work around that pretty easily, “I don’t get paid in dollars, I get paid in promissory notes that others can redeem from this trust” type shit.
Meanwhile I could easily envision a world where runaway inflation and devaluation of the dollar makes $99,999,999.99 equivalent to $1k today.
I think wealth taxes make a boatload more sense. Sure, you can earn money forever, but every dollar over some amount is taxed at 99%. That way they still technically get something out of the continued earning, but the vast majority is going towards taxes.
The rule could be “nobody can have more wealth than 10 times the median”. Of course, there are some wrinkles to iron out: (1) median taken over what population, (2) all forms of wealth, including borrowed and lent wealth must count towards the total, (3) need to somehow avoid the problem of “human wallets” where a person nominally owns wealth which is controlled by someone else, (4) need to stop psychopaths trying to increase the median by killing the poor.
These are good challenges though.
The basket under the slicey boi

Slice boi lmao thats a first
There is no meaningful functional place for billionaires.
Billionaires shouldn’t exist. They are nothing but parasites leeching the life out of society.
Bring back volcano sacrifices.
Yes, volcanoes! The danger canoe!
Aranaktu only accepts gifts, we would incur His wrath.
We are gifting aranaktu a healthier society
He’s been going out of his way to make sure society doesn’t function.
I think that’s his plan. Don’t listen to what he says, watch what he does and it will all make sense.
He’s USING words for confusion.
There is one place…Prison?
While we’re dreaming, he phantom zone?
I don’t think he can be reeducated to be a decent person, so why bother
He might have lookalikes
He’s a nazi. Nazis don’t belong in society. Duhh.
Are calderas part of society?
No, but I can get behind that
Financial obesity is neurotoxic, an existential threat to any society that tolerates it, and needs to cease being celebrated, rewarded, and positioned as an aspirational goal.
Corporations are the only ‘persons’ which should be subjected to capital punishment, but trillionaires should be forced to transition into billionaires, and billionaires should be euthanised through taxation.
I can think of a few:
- prison
- launched into the sun
- Compost. Assuming all that ket won’t damage the environment.
Launching into the sun is excessively wasteful. It’s way harder than just a planet. Just a volcano will do for his kind
Or they use one of his dysfunctional rockets that then explodes, barely off the launch pad. Wouldn’t that have poetic symmetry. Have to waste a little fuel for that. People want a spectacle - I certainly do, in this case.
Mars is less delta-v. I say give him his wish.
Volcanoes are for sacrificing virgins only… Oh, right it’s Musky we’re talking about. Carry on.
But he has lots of ki… never mind
Or just trebuchet into a steep cliff.
Two horses going the opposite direction works too














