Repercussions are for poor people sir. If you dont let the rich break the law you will never benefit from their wealth trickling down to you like a warm golden stream.

You know what? Fuck it. Just rename everything after him.

US Dollar = A Trumpie

USA? Not anymore fucker its the Trump Trump of Trumps.

Think you live in New York? Nope. We just renamed it New Trump.

Want to Visit Yellowstone? Dont you mean Trumpstone?

Not a snowball chance in Hades he tries it. Trump is if nothing more a complete narcissist.

Stepping down after his “bigly” win in 2024 would be seen as failing, and he cannot fail. He can only be failed. I do not think if he makes it to 2028 he is leaving in anything short of handcuffs or a body bag.

I was told that Iranian men, big beautiful men, came to Trump with tears in their eyes telling him how much of a big strong man he was and how he completely defeated them and they wanted to be a state.

Was i lied to?

McConnell fucking over democracy one last time on his way out is the only way he would want to go.

A week? He broke the first fucking part of the MOU less than a day later threatening Iran over something.

I for one am shocked. Shocked I tell you.

Well not that shocked

Oh it absolutely will be a gender neutral bathroom. I guess i read it differently thinking piss had some gender associated to it i was not aware of.

I was unaware piss was gendered…

I hate Cornyn but the fact that this fucker ousted him is still wild to me

Thanks Obama.

Or is it Thanks Biden now?

If Lebenon fights back then clearly they will have to genocide Iran, or Iraq, or Egypt, or Jordan, or…

Maybe, but I think they may have a really hard time trusting anything he says or anything the US puts on paper.

Let’s say he somehow gets a deal that is similar to the JCPOA, who is to say in 3 or 4 years a new president wont pull out of the deal and restart attacks on them. Hell Trump might do it again in 4 months because fuck you thats why. Iran is in both a good and bad place it feels like. The Strait is their only leverage right now, and we keep hearing about warnings on gas coming soon. Maybe they play that and if gas finally does spike they would have Trump over a barrell even more.

Like if I were Iran I wouldnt sign a fucking thing without strong promises from a lot of other places that say of the US strikes them again or pulls out of the deal without sufficient reasoning then they would suffer some penalty trade wise or something.

Look if we just nuke the storm we wont have to worry about it

I thought Iranian officials, big, strong, beautiful men came to Trump last week with tears in their eyes saying “Sir, despite all the fake news telling us we were winning you have completely demolished us. Your big strong military the likes of which has never been seen and your amazing leadership has caused us to lose all hope. We humbly submit to you and want to become the 52nd state right after Venezuala but before Cuba. Thank you for showing us how wrong we were sir.”

Am i wrong about that?

World War 2

The 1958 Ford Edsel

The Black Plague

Look I am not saying all of those are Joe Biden’s fault, but think about it

Tin foil hat theory? They are waiting until 2027 to 25th him. If they wait until then Vance would serve less than 2 years and be able to run in the next 2 elections.