CrowdStrike, but that hit private companies too.

What are you actually arguing with the president thing? I literally don’t understand how that’s supposed to support your point.

That’s next quarter, after I’ve got my bonus for all these savings.

I would rather spend their days than our days

Unironically let’s go Brandon!

Can we do the next one on a weekday?

We already have basic income but just for some people. Would it be better to abolish those programs or keep them?

It’s best to respond with something absurd and physically impossible, like “gravity paused and everybody just floated for a second?”

Could be worse: “never mind.”

I really want the Democrats to win, and those leftists seem like a significant percentage of voters. So I’ll vote to nominate someone far left who gets their votes in the general, not the moderates who voted for Trump anyways. The primary is in the future so we can still obtain this huge number of leftist votes.

I wish they would just vote Democratic anyways. They’re close enough to my beliefs that I expect their support. But I already know how they will behave as a large group, and can only change my own votes.

There is literally nothing they can do to ICE for which I will find them guilty.

The problem with ICE is that it exists.

It’s funny how they’ll prosecute people who didn’t do it, because I’ll vote not guilty even if they did do it.

You mean like if someone like this gets shot in the neck?

They don’t feel bad or humiliated, though. Not everyone who wants to get away with something is ashamed of it.

Bush Doctrine says we follow them to finish the job this time.

Nope sorry you need a mask licensed by Warner Brothers.

They’re sticking to those honest libertarian principles, like $40B bailouts.

That’d pay for a lot of people’s dental care

We are all domestic terrorists