Idiocracy moving briskly apace
We need to rise up as a nation and take this fucker down
Create a local group with some friends. Discuss issues and attend activist events to grow.
Stay classy, Washington.
Who would have thought that the big birthday party of the most powerful nation on earth would be reduced to something like this. They threw a good national birthday party back in 1976.
Can’t decide if UFC is more cringe than a WWE event would be.
Kid Rock will be shirtless with RFK, so it’s all cringe.
More cringe. At least Trump is a WWE hall of famer.
Romans had the collisuem and the gladiators i guess Trump has to cheap out to entertain the masses
You can’t make this stuff up. They originally wanted the fight on July 4th, but for unknown logistical reasons it had to be moved to Trumps birthday.
Ten bucks says there will be some kind of “assassination attempt” that will happen at this event.
Hopefully it’s a success.
This reminds me of that scene in Django Unchained, where the rich white plantation owner makes poor people fight each other to death for entertainment
Boxing was like the next best thing, but at least now the fighters make bank.
I see Trump’s plan to destroy the country while making us a laughingstock is going well.
I hate this timeline so fucking much.
This skidmark is such an embarrassment to the world and to the country.
No worse than LBJ’s demolition derby arena or Carter’s Tractor-Pull-a-Palooza, except for the fact that those are totally made up and never occurred because why the hell would they ever have???
At least tractor pulls have cool physics behind them: https://youtube.com/watch?v=VZ6_8WJ3mh8
I went to Jimmy Carter’s Tactor-Pull-a-Palooza and all I got was this stupid shirt.
I went to Carter’s Pull-a-Palooza but I had to sell my peanut farm
I heard they gave away Billy Beer for free!!!
No, They gave Billy away! They charged for the beer.
To be honest, neither of those sound nearly as tacky or gauche as this does to me, something about it being UFC/MMA or if it were boxing during it’s peak or even pro wrestling make it this gross mix of gladiatorial combat, organized crime, and carny shit that really shouldn’t be anywhere near the President. Its not wrong to enjoy any of those as entertainment even if someone is currently the President, hell I love pro wrestling when there good storylines and characters, I’m not what you would normally call a classy person. But this gives me a very particular ‘ick’ and I’m not quite sure how to describe it.
LBJ didn’t have to resort to tough guy tropes and ritualized masculinity displays to convince people he had the biggest dick in the room.
I mean he literally whipped it out in front of journalists and diplomats as a ritualistic display. Let’s not gloss over the shitty aspects of former presidents just to compare them to this president full of shitty aspects.
https://people.com/lyndon-b-johnson-nsfw-president-11830816
Things I learned from Red White and Royal Blue.
You’re telling me the guy that escalated the Vietnam War was a piece of shit?!?
The kind of guy that names his dick “Jumbo”
I don’t disagree with you in any way, however, I would pay more money than I’m willing to admit to watch a literal presidential dick measuring contest. I think we all know who would likely place last, but even if he didn’t, I would enjoy his reaction to losing for the rest of my days with great relish because he couldn’t possibly be first and that’s he would care about.
And I’m pretty much only able to confidently hope this because we all know that apparently LBJ had a hog, and I appreciates that about him, even though yeah fuck him for the war crimes.
His masculinity displays were very, very literal!
So we need to build a billion dollar ballroom so the president can be safe during events, but also, fuck it, just put up a temporary structure and invite 5000 people to watch a ufc fight on the lawn?
They should call this “ow, my balls”.
Gotta bring out the Dildozer!
Ha.
I could see a whole lot of redcaps unironically cheering on the spectacle of some heel that has been constructed for them (like Biden) - having to drive around in a tiny car with a rock in it and a dildo strapped on the front just before they get stomped by the Dildozer or the Ass Blaster or the Ass Dozer.
He is such an embarrassment
Now I understand why Tim Heidecker retired his character Tim Heidecker.
