• Leviathan@lemmy.world
    28·
    2 days ago

    Jesus, i really didn’t get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
      11·
      22 hours ago

      There are two memes here. The first is the image of a “perfect” burger (I prefer mine with lettuce and sesame seeds on the bread, but whatever) and the second is a joke about Americans needing burgers to be able to understand something.

    • Nangijala@feddit.dk
      32·
      2 days ago

      It also sounds weirdo to me. How would someone was their hair with headphones on? Unless, by headphones, they actually mean ear buds. Then again, I would be afraid of getting electrocuted or some shit. Even if they were supposedly waterproof.

      And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway. They are what you eat when everything else is closed and you forgot to buy groceries.

      • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
        5·
        1 day ago

        And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway.

        Nah, fam. There is such a thing as a good burger out there, and it can be pretty damn good. You won’t find it at some 24/7 fast food place, though.

      • filcuk@lemmy.zip
        3·
        2 days ago

        You can’t get ‘electrocuted’ from an earphone battery, it’s not nearly powerful enough. A car battery (lead-acid) could in some scenarios deliver unpleasant shocks.

        • Nangijala@feddit.dk
          3·
          1 day ago

          Unpleasant shocks are what I meant. English is my second language so sometimes I get terms wrong. But yeah, I wouldn’t want to have an electronic device close to my ears when I’m getting drenched.

          • filcuk@lemmy.zip
            3·
            1 day ago

            Don’t worry that wouldn’t happen with such a small battery. You would not feel anything at all.
            You can wet your fingers and touch a 9V alkaline as an experiment, or touch that to your tongue - this has more than twice the voltage of the cell typically used in earphones

        • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
          1·
          1 day ago

          You can’t get ‘electrocuted’ from an earphone battery, it’s not nearly powerful enough.

          Well now, just to be contrary, I want to design a circuit that could deliver a deadly shock even with such a small battery.

          I’m going to need a research lab, a few dozen live pigs, an assistant to do the soldering for me, and probably a lot of capacitors … but I think it could be done. The key, I think, will be finding just the right combination of amperage, voltage, and frequency to best disrupt the rhythm of the heart.

    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
      42·
      2 days ago

      Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there’s any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.

      • dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca
        10·
        2 days ago

        There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.

          • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
            5·
            2 days ago

            Wait ketchup is a vegetable now? Fuck yes, that means I had so many vegetables on my french fries the other day! I like vegetables on hot dogs, burgers, they’re great spread over a meatloaf, as a kid I would even put vegetables on my baked beans (I still do it sometimes as an adult). Can’t forget about special sauce/1k island: mix together some mayo, mustard, a little relish, some vegetables. Mmm mmm, living healthy never tasted so good!

          • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
            3·
            2 days ago

            I like green peppers so that’s something. I don’t think it’s because i’m American. I think it’s because i’m autistic.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
      20·
      2 days ago

      It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      5·
      2 days ago

      I’ve always found it funny that “horror show” and “хорошо” sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭

  • Phantaloons@piefed.zipEnglish
    141·
    1 day ago

    Life, if people actually bought and used headphones in public instead of being fuckin shitstains.

        • OwOarchist@pawb.socialEnglish
          7·
          1 day ago

          Yeah, waterproof headphones exist … but washing your hair is going to be a pain.

          Better to just have a portable speaker outside the shower.

          • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
            1·
            22 hours ago

            It really isn’t a problem. Even wired ones don’t get in the way as long as the hair is over them. My hair is almost down to my ass, and the first headphones I ever used in the shower were cheap skull candy ones that were wired Bluetooth. No issues at all hair wise. No issues at all tbh, other than sounding like crap because they were cheap skull candy buds.

            “Better” is always situational as well. Better for one person in their situation can change in a different place or time. You get two different people in different places with different needs, and “Better” is so subjective as to be useless as a term.

            As an example: quality of sound. The portable speaker is going to vary massively by price when it comes to being clear in sound once loud enough to counter the water noises. Even cheap ear buds don’t have to go as loud to bypass water noise because they at least partly block the sound from reaching the ear in the first place. Which means the sound can be better, and less likely to be uncomfortable due to volume.

            Neighbors in close quarters, housemates and timing, personal preferences regarding controlling playback, hearing acuity, etc. There’s a ton of variables in what’s going to be a desirable condition for enjoying music while bathing/showering. So, no, a portable speaker isn’t inherently better. It’s a choice for sure, but just because one person finds it preferable doesn’t make it superior

          • Redjard@reddthat.com
            4·
            1 day ago

            Not every shower is a hair wash. Especially if you have long hair and shower daily it might be say a 1:4 ratio.
            I advocate for headphones in those 75% of showers. Can be very nice.

            I don’t even have good speakers, so this ensures best sound quality. It also skips the setup steps, if you then proceed to commute to work say. Just a continuous music experience, and you’d have had to put them on later anyway.
            Very fitting for the olde 5min shower out the door maneuver.

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
    15·
    2 days ago

    It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.

    Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?

      • voidsignal@lemmy.world
        8·
        2 days ago

        yeah… I don’t even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
    37·
    2 days ago

    The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.

      • Janx@piefed.socialEnglish
        13·
        2 days ago

        Yay. If you don’t count your time making it, you’ll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound…

    • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      41·
      2 days ago

      Doesn’t even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system

  • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
    161·
    2 days ago

    Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.

  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    6·
    2 days ago

    The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.

    Like… These things are all basically the holy grail.

    Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.

    Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.

  • Dagnet@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    2 days ago

    Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week

    • jmill@lemmy.zip
      3·
      2 days ago

      Some of the cheap ones aren’t real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.

      • Dagnet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        2 days ago

        Well, I can hear mine just fine underwater so whether they are real or not never passed my mind

        • jmill@lemmy.zip
          2·
          2 days ago

          Yeah, I got a pair that claimed bone conduction, but just has little speakers that play into the air. Can hear them just as well holding them next to your head as wearing them. Didn’t try them under water, they have little speaker holes. They work as emergency backups.

    • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafeEnglish
      31·
      2 days ago

      Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn’t work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that’d matter less.

      I also am not so sure I’d trust them to be waterproof, and anything that is would likely have a heftier pricetag. That, and I’m pretty tired of everything having batteries.