

Well well well, would you look at the time!
Bald face hornets are extra scary. One of their tools is spraying venom into an animals eyes, leaving them temporarily blind
Huh neat. I kinda just assumed “wheel11” had 10 other versions and didnt realize it was an analogy for something irl
Him: (after going down on me) you’re so beautiful, babe
Me:
They’re also the world’s largest carbon emitter while still having a ton of hydroelectric power
Gaymen 🙏
He’s right! I flopped down on my bed and am unable to get myself up. Don’t cry for me, I’m already doomed, just save yourself!
I also choose this guy’s wife family
Happy Christler!
Jokes on you, I’ve never burned a CD
The piss I lent
Who’d you lend it to?
me admiring a waterfall in the forest this is cool, but it could use an outlet mall and a parking lot