Firstly, shut up and dont tell me what to do. Secondly, I already have a list, I can’t function without it

Mpreg

going to space

She has good taste

If you make it tall enough then the poop will reach terminal velocity before hitting the water

Nice guy cat

So im fine doing the other type of humping?

I have a metal mini slinky that I love to fiddle with, it’s definitely the best fidget toy I have

LEGO could make a money printer by offering this set in different cat colorations (as if they aren’t already a money printer)

Sorry, am I supposed to tell him first?

PSA: If you’re traveling with a cat, pretty much all Motel 6’s allows pets. There’s a lot of hotels that allow dogs, but many are more strict with other animals

I don’t have a picture of mine but one if my favorite fidget toys is a metal mini slinky

I have an excel sheet with basic things like my income, rent, other monthly items, and rough estimates for things like groceries or regular hobbies. Then I look at what’s left over and use that as a reference point. I definitely don’t keep a very strict budget, and you vould argue it doesn’t fit the bill for an “official budget”, but it’s worked well enough for me so far

Also my banking app has some basic budgetary info, so I can look at my monthly spending and such

Oh, thank goodness!

Behold: a snake with 1 braincell!

Cute kid! Is he adopted or is that your biological son?

Damn that’s a sick uniform, I wish my job was this cool

Not all heros wear capes