Oh, thank goodness!

Behold: a snake with 1 braincell!

Cute kid! Is he adopted or is that your biological son?

Damn that’s a sick uniform, I wish my job was this cool

Not all heros wear capes

A love story to rival Romeo and Juliette

There’s a common saying in reference to why designing bear-proof campground trash cans is so hard: there’s a serious overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans

Perfectly cat shaped

Watch your step, you might slip on the wet floor

Got room for one more?

The beautiful, snowcapped mountains of Tennessee

drink lots of water

need to pee more

What fucking bullshit is this??

Smh some people are so shallow

Moldy

What is your credit card number? (Please include expiration date and the 3 funny numbers on the back)

Logitech makes some nice accessories and such, but god I hate their software

Great, so they’re both for women? Where the hell do I go?

Finding Nemo was one that I always watched with my dad/makes me think of him

The Incredibles is always good

Wall-e is another favorite (tbh any disney/pixar movie from that era)

The Princess Bride is a classic

The Lego Movie came out when I was in highschool but its still a great kids movie

The Sam Raimi Spiderman trilogy, Tim Burton’s Batman movies, and other superhero movies of that era

Any Wallace and Grommet movie (my favorite was the one where they go to the moon to eat cheese)

I could give them the benefit of doubt and say it’s new and a Christmas present, but even if that’s the case it will likely never go off road once (maybe a gravel road if they’re feeling adventurous)