Offense Contractors

I think the orange one has a low download speed

Yea but Reagan doesn’t. Probably the closest thing to “devil music” he’s ever heard, even after coming back from decades in hell

The ass slap *chef’s kiss

In my experience it’s usually the Jelly, but still extremely relatable

10 hour project that’s interesting vs doing the laundry

last I checked he was still alive

Sadly

K I quit

Also if your parachute fails, you have a second, angrier parachute as a backup

Nah, winter fans are inside with a warm drink

Lmao when I got diagnosed with adhd, the doctor offered my mom a test. Turns out we both have adhd, who would’ve thunk

Icanhascheesburger.com watermark goes hard

So bulking was a good idea, more of him to go around

The last square should be “got tired of reading and skipped to the end”

Idk, literally the whole reason we’re looking at space rocks under a microscope is to see if there’s microbes from other planets. Those would literally be aliens. It’s one of the strongest arguments against sending humans to Mars, because we’re trying find evidence that life existed or not, and bringing bacteria to Mars would fuck it all up