Specifically on the customers

Crispy… burnt… burnt. Try lower heat for a longer period of time

“Where’s my child support you bastard!”

Somehow it still feels better

Coffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

Tru dat

MatLab user

I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language

It’s a d12, used fairly rarely in DnD

My orange cat loves to do this on the stairs, I’ve almost stepped on him multiple times going down, and consequently have almost fallen down the stairs each time. Thankfully I’ve caught myself each time but I might not one day

This happens with my mom (who also has adhd), I’ll understand what she’s saying but then she keeps going and going and I don’t want to interrupt because it’s rude but it drives me a little crazy (I love her dearly)

Yea but where’s the profit? How do we give the shareholders value if it’s free?

Yea, you have stupid powers. Cthulu has cool powers

It has a sharp bite to it, but that can be avoided by petting the sauce

“It was like this when I found it, im trying to fix it!”

According to the plant, it has never been fed in its life

lemmy.ml

Well well well, would you look at the time!

Bald face hornets are extra scary. One of their tools is spraying venom into an animals eyes, leaving them temporarily blind