Trump told a lengthy story about negotiating over the price of Sharpie pens. The company says it has no record of any such conversation.
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Are we actually sure Trump isn’t just an LLM these days? The amount of complete fabrication and nonsense being spewed with such confidence is eerily reminiscent of AI hallucination.
Remember when they were foaming at the mouth over Biden having dementia?
The Biden crime family you mean? 😏
I mean that dong is criminally big. Probably why they hate him so much.
Been seeing a lot of obsession over the size of govt leaders leaders lately. You lot ok?
No
Fair enough.
I mean, dementia is your brain not being able to recall your life, or in some cases stuck in a certain time period in your mind despite it being decades later.
What trump is, is just a narcsisist, and a liar. Super easy to punch in the face without feelings of guilt.
I mean, dementia is your brain not being able to recall your life, or in some cases stuck in a certain time period in your mind despite it being decades later.
This is completely incorrect. Not only are there many types of dementia, with Alzheimer’s being the most common, but the memory problems common to dementia are not at all specific to recalling “your life”. Alzheimer’s symptoms:
difficulty in finding the right word, difficulties with visuospatial ability, and impaired reasoning and judgment. In later stages the symptoms become more severe, and include greater confusion, and changes in behavior.
Here are just a couple examples that I can remember off the top of my head and quickly find online of Trump exhibiting dementia symptoms. There are literally dozens of examples publicly documented, and likely countless that have occurred behind closed doors or been covered up.
But he tripped up the stairs once!
Sharpies are not pens. Sharpies are markers which are closer to signing everything with a crayon.
Sharpies are not pens. Sharpies are markers
Which is short for “marker pens”.
Which is short for “marker penis”
The ones trump uses are definitely not. But the Sharpie brand does sell pens as well now.
They are really nice pens to write with, tbf.
They are good pens but even if he heard of their pens he would still be signing in bold with a marker. If you asked anyone to go buy you a Sharpie you will wind up with a marker when they get back.
I’d rather he save the country billions (or trillions) of dollars by cutting back on golfing excursions, stopping all the corruption going on in his cabinet, and oh yeah, not bombing brown babies in foreign countries.
His confabulation is becoming more obvious.
I love Sharpie. But I can find something else if they cut some Trump deal.
Why they dry out within hours, smudge nonstop, not even a good shade of black, wipe clean with hand sanitizer on hard surfaces, and bleed to Illegibility on paper. Literal bad at everything they are the maga of pens.
As far as anybody can tell, he made the whole thing up. The sharpies for signing are real, but likely are standard sharpies that somebody silk-screened a logo onto.
