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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 hours ago

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Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 4 hours ago
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  • tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I downloaded more RAM in the 90s. It was a product called RAM Doubler for the Macintosh. At that time memory had to be pre-allocated for applications through a setting in the resource fork, always used exactly the amount you set, and couldn’t grow beyond that. It was static, making it hard to run multiple programs simultaneously. RAM Doubler did wonders to work around that OS limitation.

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    zram

  • WanderingThoughts@europe.pub
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    DiskDoubler and DriveSpace vibes

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      Funny thing is, memory compression is now built into the Mac’s OS.

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    At this point I’m not even above buying a PC/laptop from Amazon, pulling the RAM then returning the whole thing…

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    buys cloud storage

    uses it as swap space

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      deleted by creator

    • Avicenna@programming.dev
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      Inngh…need…more…SWAP.

    • Fifrok@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Or you could use google drive

      • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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        Do not speak the dark magiks here boy!!!

    • dan@upvote.au
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      This is so cursed that I want to try it out.

      • palordrolap@fedia.io
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        You like cursed?

        Way back in the mists of time I got a 32MB (not a typo) upgrade for an 8MB computer. In total: 40MB.

        Since I knew it ran fine with just the 8MB, I set up a RAM disk of 32MB and put the Windows swap file in it. Windows absolutely insisted (and maybe still does) that there be a swap file, so why not put that back in RAM?

        It worked perfectly, but that memory was better used for other things, so the cursed setup didn’t last all that long.

        Edits: Typo city baby.

        • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Your comment

          (not a typo)

          Looks inside

          Typo city baby.

      • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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        Let me know how it goes, lmao

        • ViatorOmnium@piefed.social
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          My bet is that simple CLI apps will kind of work but having a graphic environment would just freeze.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    I would down load massive Ram. And then I would download a Car!!!

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  • Supercrunchy@programming.dev
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    https://downloadmoreram.com/ for those who miss the reference (and btw, it’s safe to click the download button, it doesn’t do anything, it’s just a good old school joke website)

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      I got my extra RAM on a floppy! SoftRAM95 baby 😎

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    $ zramctl
    NAME       ALGORITHM DISKSIZE  DATA COMPR   TOTAL STREAMS MOUNTPOINT
    /dev/zram0 lzo-rle      62.6G  2.8G  972M 1011.4M         [SWAP]
    

    Already did

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      What’s the use case over RAM or disk swap? It’s compressed but faster than SSD? Hmm. That could help in distinct use cases…

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    Magazine Advertisement: What Do You Say When You're Out Of Memory? I need RAM Doubler.
The more memory your Mac has, the more productive you'll be. But forget
about adding SIMMs. RAM Doubler is software that doubles your Mac’s
memory. RAM Doubler does what it says it will do. -Macworld. And you don't
have to open your Mac. Just run RAM Doubler's 15 second installation and
you can run twice as many applications — instantly. May well be the best
investment you make ıhis year, -MacUser. You'll agree. Buy RAM Doubler
today and double your RAM with one click. Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
RAM Doubler is available wherever great software is sold (SRP $99) or call
us at +800-950-5880, Ext. 280.
CONNECTIX

    (version 2.0 could triple your RAM)

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      Use with caution.

      Back in the day, I used this multiple times. It was all good fun at first, but after a few dozen times, something went wrong involving a black hole and the destruction of the universe. And what’s worse, after I rebooted the universe, I still had issues. Harambe got killed and then humanity was shunted to the bad timeline. Still looking for a fix.

      Just FYI, don’t double your RAM too many times in a row without taking into account the mass-energy content of all that RAM.

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        You heard it here first folks, straight from the horses mouth: it’s all this guys fault the world sucks.

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          Sorry, I just wanted more RAM.

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        … Reed, is that you?

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      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zswap

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      At least this looks like it actually tried to do something.

      There was similar software for Windows, called SoftRAM. Turns out it didn’t actually do anything. Their driver was just sample code from Microsoft, and the app reported fake RAM savings.

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    Look, I’m not saying I’d gleefully burn Nvidia to the ground. I’m just saying I wouldn’t help put out the fire.

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      I’d piss on nVidia, though.

      Especially if I had a massive amount of asparagus.

      It’s not likely to do much with a good fire, it, eh, it’s gonna make them smell nasty.

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    I’ll image and share my swap partition, if anyone’s interested

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    I downloaded more RAM and now my pc is screaming in Russian

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