Lying in a sunbeam

I don’t know man, this sounds good at first but think of how many thousands of lives would be saved if we let a handful of evil people go unpunished.

Shouldn’t have skipped arm day brah

I’m less worried about that in this case. Napoleon was one of the greatest generals in human history, he was inspiring. Putin has been failing to conquer the poorest country in Europe for over four years.

If I give you another mouse will you tell me how to do AI?

Wait, that’s illegal

You’re right, people are alive. As meat they’re referred to as long pork.

It’s all good, man

Bad news - we’ve improved the definition of ‘well-rounded’ to mean extracurriculars in high school plus courses outside the requirements for your major in college. So the rich kid wins by a landslide.

Well that’s pretty amazing

I think there’s a misunderstanding here. I’m roachphobic - this doesn’t mean I’m afraid of roaches, it means I hate them and want to murder them all.

Is Isis still off-limits?

Actually the ocean contains billions of tons of uranium

Where’s that? Do they have oil?

It literally tastes like ass

Zero fatalities is a pretty decent silver lining. I hope this guy is a laughingstock and none of the other terrorists in hell will let him sit at their table.

Someone once told me a story about how they were still regularly using code I wrote several years after I had left that company. I may have overcorrected based on that one data point.

Please relate this to politics somehow so I know how to feel about it.

Seriously though, this is a top-tier showerthought right here

Native 'merican and immigrant Mexican

You know who else wanted more RAM? Harambe. I hope you’re fucking happy now