

we’re 9 billion people
Either you’re a time traveller, you like heavy rounding up or you know something the easily accessible parts of the Internet don’t. Averaging the first three sites* that turned up in a search puts it around 8.25 billion at the time of writing
* Worldometer ~8.26b, The World Counts ~8.11b and Country Meters ~8.34b


Hey man, the line’s gotta be somewhere, right? :p