Yo bro, stfu & go do some more damn blow of a toilet!
Hilariously, conservatives are notorious for being against controls of this sort. Seattle tried to put in a sugar tax and it caused all sorts of uproar about personal freedoms. A stopped clock may be right twice a day, but this is not the way to effect change.
They are against controls of this sort if they are not the ones trying to force them.
Translation: It’s time for Dunkin’ & Starbucks to pay their bribe… I mean make a political donation.
Meanwhile his president hosts top athletes eating McDonald’s.
I still can’t believe it.
Imagine you get invited to the White House. Sure, the current president is a PoS, but still - it’s a once-in-a-lifetime honor. And if nothing else, there’ll at least be some really good food.
And then you arrive there, and the first thing you see…

Cold fucking mcdonalds food. So gross, but this is literally how Trump eats.
If it wasn’t happening irl I’d think it’s a parody of our country
Honestly, it is. Donald Trump is a parody of an evil narcissistic rich guy, of course he’d turn the country into an evil narcissistic parody of itself.
LOL! Remember how the cons were clutching their fucking pearls over discussions about limiting the size of the Big Gulp?
The same people that were Karening the fuck out over masks, social distancing and remote work during a - checks notes - a pandemic are going to let the “party of small government” police their Starbucks and Dunkin’ Donuts drinks now? 🤣
“It’s only ok when we do it.”
It’s like #1 on the list of “conservative” values.
Their hypocrisy infuriates me… Words are just weapons to them.
The same people absolutely queening out over Michelle Obama suggesting school lunches be healthier and that kids get off the couch and that people try gardening to get fresh vegetables are now down to clown with the “maha” stuff.
“Mah bawdy, mah chuhyce! Ha ha libz yew ahr soh owned! See wut uh did there?!”
– Republicans, unless a Republican says it, then they line up like good drones to nod and clap like seals.
Why does it have to be a teenage girl in his example? Why are these people so creepy?
Safer than eating roadkill and getting a worm in your brain, dipshit.
“We’re going to ask Dunkin’ Donuts and Starbucks, ‘Show us the safety data that show that it’s OK for a teenage girl to drink an iced coffee with 115 grams of sugar in it,’” Kennedy told the applauding audience. “I don’t think they’re gonna be able to do it.”
Straight from Mr “just do coke off toilet seats” himself…
Like, broken clock and all, but it’s telling the only part of women’s health they care about is underage girls getting fat
Wait, we may have cracked the key to solving the rich pedophile problem…
he’ll be the first kennedy lynched in massachusetts
Safer than drinking raw milk.
Vance should know. He digs doughnuts. Just doesn’t know how to order.
How many donuts do you think he can stuff in between two couch cushions?
Lol
Dont they just put hot coffee in a weird plastic bag thing and let it cool down to room temperature? Nasty shit, Dunkins iced coffee.








