Like those nuclear mantis shrimp detonations? That makes a lot of sense

If the story is true, I’m guessing this was mistranslated & it could have cost them millions if the cats damaged the equipment. If it really cost them anything, they’d have mentioned what happened.

Ah yes, who could forget that the US is at war with Venezuela

Well yes, after all they only have two layers of eyelids. That’s nowhere near enough for a good nap!

Wait. Did Vince Gilligan add that one awkward scene (with Skyler doing the thing from the meme) to secretly imply that Marilyn Monroe ordered the hit on JFK?

Ya know… you can take down the curtains as often as you’d like, yet they won’t call you “curtain take-down”.

You can fall off the bed every day, yet they won’t call you “bed fall”.

But imitate a dung beetle one time…

Imagine seriously using break… when I was young we had a break, it’s called SIGKILL. And we liked it this way!

So, basically In English, Please?

Wait, you’d seriously throw a tantrum because you don’t have useless AI features enabled? That’s sad.

My company uses our company teams on our company computers, and we do have the “Upgrade to Premium” button, even though our company pays for Teams.

Though I guess it’s a great filter - who’d wanna be part of a company that’s stupid enough to pay extra for “Teams Premium”?

They literally added an “Upgrade to Premium” button a few weeks ago. Yes, it applies to Teams

He gonna goof you up right now, punk

My god, he looks so incredible comfortable! Must be sleeping like a king.

Cat feet pictures are also acceptable!

And some of your cats please

How dare he do something for charity >:( I only like people who don’t do any good things!

I found a way to optimize your code without affecting the result. By making it branchless, I was able to get my CPU to 100% utilization!

That’s why you gotta shrink yourself down. Modern problems require modern solutions!

Now why would you do such a thing??

I get the feeling I might be frying my shrimp too long