Their hot pepper relish can be… useful
Remember when jersey mikes was good? If you’re really old like me, remember when subway was good ish?
thats the path of fast food chains now. get popular by being good, expand quickly, sell to private equity. Jersey mikes went PE early 2025. Daves hot chicken also went PE last year so expect it to go down the shitter soon if it hasn’t already.
What about Quiznos? I remember liking them.
Five dollah foot long!
Yeah, but the problem is, they had a pedophile as a spokesman at the time.
Remember how outraged people were? Remember when they cared?
Now you can be a pedophile and still be president. Twice.
I sure don’t remember as i was like, 11 at the time 😜
I do remember watching through south park much later though. Its usually bad if you’re a character multiple times in south park 🤣
Oh believe me, if you came across Jared when you were 11? You’d remember that…and your therapist would bill you for it.
You’re talking about 80s subway right?
Well, that was awkward.
Is the Wendy’s account still around for people to like, offer her a cigarette, tell her she looks like she needs one?
With a healthy amount of oil and all the meat I can mustard.
