This guy has ruined satire news…
Satire now would just be him doing anything like a normal sane president.
Why can’t they just make a Discord server for free instead??
Noice country ya have here, vary vary noice…would be a shame if someone invaded it…wunnit?
Nobody expects…
The Gambino Inquisition!
“I am a Nigerian Princess and I am going to start my own UN. If you decide to invest a billion dollars in it now, you are guaranteed to at least double your investment by the end of the year.”
Sounds like a scam
It’s Trump, so the odds are ever in your favor.
Bored of peace…
Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes
It’s a coin operated system. Insert $25M for the next 6 days of peace.
And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered
The US government is now a racket headed by an infamous NY gangster that made a fortune scamming people in the real estate business.
History does beat fiction
Board of peace has the same energy as ministry of truth
didn’t he just threaten denmark that he’s done with peace because he didn’t win the peace prize 😑
And what if they don’t, will he kidnap their Presidents too? Or maybe tarrif them?
First one trump invited is ofcourse putin … ???
A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he’s not committed to peace anymore because he didn’t get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn’t control the peace price)
The 1bn requirement is a great way to make sure countries in the global south can’t join.
Guess murica will have to liberate them of their resources.
Trump creates his own un-united nations
FTFY
