The pope is the very same pontifex maximus that the romans had. It’s one of the only things that haz been carried over.

We already know that, they know that, everyone knows that.

Lunar Lander wasn’t good enough for you?

Don’t we have the Universe Simulator already?

Christians ≠ US evangelical “Christians”

I thought the second amendment was there because militias were cheaper than a standing army.

Hunting warthogs has always been popular…

Actually, I’m sure you can make a lot of money fucking kids.

Like… a bat-bat?

Is Rheinmetall having a sale on its drones?

Ooooh. Ok, wouldn’t have thought of that.

Why does that thing have hamburger buns on the sides of its head?

Sis my what?

Yearly subscriptions are still subscriptions, you know?

You think presidents do this? Just go on Truth Social and post lies?

“Wait, are you going to clean up this mess at least?”

“My job here is done!”

“…”

The missiles are newly developed and are designed to detonate just above a target and propel small tungsten pellets into the surrounding area.

That’s not really very new, that kind of thing was widely used in WWI.

Ooooh, I’m voting for you!

They used to have specially trained children give the show in little boxes in people’s homes. It was either that or the mines, so it was a very sought after occupation.

At least Napoléon got the trains to run on time!

Also he reformed the justice and fiscal system in ways that were sorely needed. He did do a bit of wars on the side, but everyone needs a hobby.