Finally a trickle down economy that works!

I don’t think the US evangelicals really qualify as christians. They’ve created their own thing based on the same symbology, and have kept some of the names, but it has very little in common.

Starting next month, bootstraps will be dispensed to distressed youth so they can practice pulling on them.

Some of those people have fully crossed into fantasy land and urgently need professional help (although I’m not sure either Israel or the US are the best places to find support for those who have gone away in the religious nutty realm).

From that Wikipedia article:

when pub owners in Bamber Bridge were told to segregate their facilities by the US military, they installed signs that read “Black Troops Only”

🤣

“unexpected item in the tickle area”

How about US consumers?

Sorry, I thought you wanted crunchier pets.

So you’re afraid the teacher will confuse the cat with a random kid in class?

I think it should be carved out of Texas.

They’ve got lots of empty space, the weather sucks, they’ll be surrounded with idiot bigots. They ought to feel right at home.

My menus need to be dynamically reloaded!

It’s still Javascript.

A step up from sheriff law? I’m not familiar with US legalese.

You can’t go shooting at people that also have guns, they might shoot back!

Gorbachev was the only rational guy they had during that period. He could have had a chance to do something if the West had supported him.

Doesn’t the towel get wet?

You always add a timeout. It’s a basic safety.

Ok, but all your dialogue will be spoken backwards.

I’m pretty sure that our government would issue a strongly worded statement.

I know, back then people knew what files and directories were. Good times.