I’m slightly worried seeing how irrational they can be.
I hope NY will be all right, but when they won’t even let some rando criticise their administration without being violent, there’s no way there won’t be a completely over the top response to this.

Otoh, mice have never been healthier.

Ponderously.

All mammals lose the tolerance to lactose as they age. Except for a handful of mutants.

Maybe you’re descended from one of them. Note that cheese was a way to store milk with very little lactose so it was edible by all.

What a bizarre idea.

Shouldn’t they just ban 13 year olds?

What a time saver!

Their grovelling is embarrassing.

That certainly seems to fit more with the Trump I’ve seen so far. His spending his own money, especially on something semi-public would make no sense at all.

Trump spending his own money?

He is certainly following Nero’s footsteps.

A monumental rotating dining room certainly isn’t beyond him. There’s another wing to destroy after all.

Nobody knows, it’s a surprise!

I think a French agency just put out a very similar warning.

Are you saying that it isn’t a picture of the cloud (or of an IA barrister in a British court)?

I’m not completely sure about those, but they’re certainly close enough to stuff I’ve seen.

I hope they at least use crystal pyramids to support their cables.

Mr president, just press the button on top of the bomb to initiate the test.

Give him the presidential binoculars, so he misses nothing!

Die große Stille (Le grand silence), it’s from Arte, like many interesting things are.

The main thing is probably the reference to the Swan’s lake which has traditionally (for many, many decades) been used to replace tv programs whenever a top official died while the succession was sorted out. That was to make sure nobody would say anything out of line.
So asking for the ballet is asking for putin to be replaced, which is obviously bad.