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    https://archive.ph/20260103213028/https://www.axios.com/2026/01/03/maduro-capture-bets-trade-prediction-markets

    Comments here missing the obvious: Thousands of military personnel were involved in this action. Closer you get to seeing boots on the move, more obvious the mission.

    Never served, but I’d guess military scuttlebutt is tighter than gossip in a megacorp, yet, thousands involved.

    Say you’re working the carrier flight line, you know what’s launching, who’s boarding what aircraft and the sorts of work those boys do.

    “Huh. Boss talking shit, close in on Caracas, fighters launched with bombs, more with air defense measures, all headed south. Ain’t that a thing? And here come two teams of badasses outfitted for night work packing handcuffs*, riding them blacked-out Black Hawks, even left room for passengers! Wonder what’s going on tonight? Cover me? Gotta hit the head. <furious typing to move funds and login to Polymarket>”

    Obviously pulling that out my ass, but you get the idea.

    * My kinda gig!

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    There is a market/betting website for this stuff… what the actual fuck? Just another day another step further in dystopia

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        Because they profit off the insider bets, and not paying out would make their users distrust them. Or are you expecting a gambling platform to put morals above profit?

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          It kinda makes me wonder if they’d actually nullify the assassin loophole.

          Bet big that target won’t do a thing they’re definitely going to do. Assassinate them before they do it, collect the gamble bounty.

          (Allegedly one of the services has nullified one of these before, even though it was coincidental)

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        Because these sites are grifts used to scam people with gambling addiction and launder money for criminals.

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      It’s called loser behavior. We’ve gone full Idiocracy but somehow unfunny. People are gambling on legitimately horrible things. Can’t wait until the prediction market gets to gamble on Gaza city home to get blown up. You can play the over/under on the number of children orphaned in every strike.

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      Great idea, we’ll get a new mafia that runs illegal gambling from street to championship level.

      You either have an illegal but very popular activity run by “the black market”, or a legal but very popular activity run by the government and capitalists. The market doesn’t go away

      Either way, with a market this massive, the profits are insane. This would be much bigger than the drug trade, gambling is the very easiest and most popular of such “sinful” activities.

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        I dunno. If I think about how many of my friends were sports betting 15 years ago vs today it’s at least 10x today. I feel like that was caused by market availability not a change in demand. They would’ve always bet if it was this easy to do and if it becomes hard again they’ll stop.

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          Your friends need to control themselves, gambling is as old as humanity itself. Smart phones have made just about EVERYTHING easier. They can outspend their budget and go broke, gamble and go broke, get a fresh date every day and go broke, and so on.

          When you make it “against the law”, that means people will serve time for gambling, where they will be sent to prison, and guess what they do in prison to pass the time? Gambling. Even if there is no prison for the “crime”, they’ll still be fined and guess what? Go broke.

          That’s the system. Removing gambling from the equation, addiction will still be a problem for them, because they’re addicts.

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        True.

        Although the main reason for legal gambling is that it allows for regulation. And I cannot see any of that being done at the moment.

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    I thought the purpose of the markets is to financially motivate leaks of information early…

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    That’s a bold bet if Maduro escaped capture. But the fact that this bet got media attention after Maduro was captured means this is more like a brag.

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    This is why Trump didn’t notify Congress ahead of time, he didn’t want them insider betting with that information