I love herons. I used to work at a marina and they would sometimes come hang out on the docks with us. So long as we didn’t get too close, they’d stand there completely still until they’d lightning strike for a fish. More often than not they’d come up with one. Beautiful animals

Couldn’t tell ya, but that’s certainly plausible.

but, BUT, MUH LAW AND ORDER

With the London surveillance apparatus, I bet they could figure out who Banksy is. It’d be an insane waste of time and resources, but I bet they could.

Jealously peering over the fence from here in Freedomland™

Yikes

Lmao it’s been a minute since I’ve seen this. Guess I’ll go get some Starbucks and watch some Friends to recover from this burn.

Having just checked that flag, damn, we don’t get any fun colors?!?

Seems like it. Pretty sure all they care about is being able to report “we arrested 450 illegals” regardless of the actual truth of the situation.

I dunno, they seem to be pretty insulated from most any serious consequence, as much as I hate that.

Ha, nice! Look forward to seeing your shots

Yet another one your hikes I have also done! I put a mean gash in my phone’s screen slipping on some rocks, but it was worth it for one of my favorite hikes I have ever done. Each waterfall was more beautiful than the last.

I recently hiked in Ithaca which had even more incredible waterfalls than Ricketts Glen; definitely put it on your list if you haven’t been!

Nothing says hero of the proletariat more than artificially extending your lifespan by taking other people’s organs. Thank you President Xi, very based, very cool

So much quality yellow cake you won’t know what to do with it

How is this not an onion headline

“That oil doesn’t belong to Maduro”

Am I reading this quote wrong or did Maduro actually refer to himself in the third person?

This does kind of remind me one time in middle school where I was bullied so I went to the kid’s house and killed his parents. Yup, totally justified

She’s from a political dynasty.

You’re saying non Israeli nationals can and do that?