I’m bored, looking forward to going back to work.

Making everyone unhappy is the point

No

Is he involved with a charity? Epstein was filthy rich, I’ll bet he was constantly getting hit up for money. That explains Clinton and Gate’s presence

Hooked on phonics?

I just wouldn’t want to be someone’s pet

A live in girlfriend with a good job so I could stay home, grow weed and play video games. God i was stupid

Try wearing bright colors. I had one get close while wearing a t-shirt with a big yellow smiley face on it

Election time already?

A jack of all trades can complete a task

Can you imagine what Microsoft was like in 1976?

Rats abandoning a sinking ship

This is what you call “hedging your bets”

Keep moving

My understanding is that the types that are ozone generators don’t remove particles from the air, they charge the particles so that they stick to surfaces and aren’t floating in the air

They’ll shit in your jack-o-lantern

Someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight! Oh wait, that’s not punishment to him

Correct answer right there. Politicians and business people are very aware of their body language. Another rule is never touch your face. When they do, photographers will snap a picture. In the photo they will look frustrated

Ladel and stealth

Phone phreaking, the 80’s were so fun. Stolen AT&T calling card numbers enabled you to call long distance for free at a time when calling the next city over could cost 30 cents a minute or more (equivalent to over a buck now). Hacking people’s answering machines was pretty easy. For youngsters, this was a device hooked up to your land line phone to give you voicemail. You could listen to your messages remotely by calling it and entering a password which was very short and limited to numbers. Some had to the capability to change the message that answered the phone. That made for lots of fun