• phoenixarise@lemmy.world
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    So that’s why my fifth grade teacher hated me. Because I was too smart for her lazy bullshit lessons. 😂

    Did anyone else ace the assignments without paying any attention to the lectures?

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      In 8th grade i would spend a lot of class on my phone by hiding it in my desk. I was still one of the only people to regularly participate in class and was a straight A student until uni.

      There was one instance where another srudent ratted me out for using my phone. He had tried to rat me out multiple times before but i usually stuck it in a book or folder. This time he called me out for doing so, so the teacher ended up taking my phone. School policy was that she would have to turn it over to the principal and my parents would have to pick it up. The teacher was a 60+ year old former nun and I had strict parents so i was not looking forward to it. When we went out to lunch the teacher called me over and told me to wait for a second. She handed me my phone back and told me not to get caught again.

      She never checked my desk for my phone again and I continued to be one of the only people who raised my hand.

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        10 minutes ago

        Aw what a nice teacher! I was in school way before smart phones came out. I definitely would have used one during class. 😂

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    my hyperfocus (i’m not adhd, i just love my adhd peeps) did because i paid too much attention and pointed out the gaps to my favorite history teacher in high school (after class, i’m not an asshole. well, not an asshole all the time). first month he gave me the book “lies my teacher told me” with the note “Good! Keep thinking critically about what you are learning! This book too!” or something like that, it’s in a box somewhere (i don’t have room to unpack my entire library here, i’ve got 2 bookshelves of books waiting to be unpacked).

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    Most propaganda is aimed at neurotypical wiring. We are out of tune with it, that gives us a measure of protection.

    It’s one of the worries I have with AI. While I think we are more protected from propaganda than most (since we constantly want to poke at the crack in a story), we are not immune. It’s perfectly possible to shape it to effect us. They just haven’t bothered, since we are a small target. AI makes that a lot easier to do, so we will see more of it.

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    When I was in the third grade, I had a teacher tell me it was okay we pushed the natives off the land because we made more efficient use of it, and could therefore carry a greater population.

    In the previous grade the teacher passed around a worksheet, and we had to choose which jobs were most suited to what gender.

    Oh what a glorious whitebread bublefuck town I grew up in!

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      My second grade teacher taught us the civil war was because of a disagreement over state’s rights.

      The same teacher marked me and a few other students down for completing a subtraction assignment using negative numbers. She explained we were supposed to be confused and write that we couldn’t do it.

      Edit: I forgot one! My third grade teacher marked me down for not knowing how much a hen weighed. It wasn’t a joke. Apparently there was a rule of thumb for estimating chicken weight. Any kids who weren’t raised on a farm missed the question.

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        I remember in 7th grade social studies (on the edge of the SF bay area in the 90s for crab godssake) we had to do a little assignment where we made up pros and cons of slavery.

        the pros i made up were absolute bullshit “uh maybe the technology was better in the states than africa so even with slavery quality of life improved? that doesn’t sound right but maybe i don’t know” racist fucking ass shit turd bull fuck assignment.

        sorry i’m like 10 years behind on my swears i got some catching up to do

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        Its weird cuz evolution in Pokemon is more akin to metamorposes or even just basic puberty except theres sometimes 1 extra step XD

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          How fun would it be to have an entirely breeding focused game of Pokemon that was about evolution, though? You want an ivysaur? Selectively breed these bulbasaurs that kind of look more like an ivysaur!

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    My add and adhd wouldn’t let me. I was busy day dreaming about how to live in the forest off grid.

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    I feel bad that I wore the free D.A.R.E. propaganda shirts in school because my family was too poor to get me decent clothing.

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      I mean it’s certainly maladaptive in terms of being “successful” when you’re forced to play this IRL board game of Monopoly where luck, caste systems, sociopathy, and ass kissing your way to the top are better predictors of “success” than talent/skill based merit.

      But idk, maybe the world being on fire is due to an unintended bug that pops up every once in a while, not a feature 🙄