They say, “Trump doesn’t actually own a home.” Fake news. I own a home. I own many homes, maybe even the most homes out of anyone, ever. People come up to me on the street and go, “wow Mr. President sir, you have a HUGE home.” It’s true. Even last week. I told him, “I have more just like it. Many more. In Florida, in New York, in Little Saint James island—that one used to be Denmark. I made a great big deal for it. It’s a great house. Everyone is always asking me, can I visit, I’ll bring pizza, let’s have dinner. Very great.”

No. It’s accurate. They’re the kind of people who think of themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires, and they’ll be damned if their hard-earned future money goes to the poor when they finally strike it rich.

Is there any legal precedent for what happens when would-be voters are detained in front of polls by federal agents for bullshit reasons that definitely have nothing to do with their voter registration? If not, I’m sure there will be.

Wasn’t this the same guy who said he was going to take a step back from politics to focus on running his businesses like he was supposed to?

I memorized it as “PSP, but doubled”

People don’t like tracing what something is doing across seven 12-line functions spread through multiple files?

How to give a graybeard an aneurism in 4 simple words:

The obvious outcome of this is an army of juniors making the cut solely because their tasks were to update package.lock.

Homan

Name checks out. Humans have the capacity for empathy and understanding. Tom over here can’t even masquerade as a real human being successfully.

But think of the cheese!

They say President Trump wants to get rid of checks and balances. It’s not true. Fake news. They say it, they want you to believe it. Believe me, it’s not true. Nobody loves checks and balances more than me. I get the biggest checks—you’ve never seen bigger—all the time, from Jeff, from Vlad, from Pete. They say, “Donald, you’re doing an amazing job.” Those checks, my checks, make HUGE balances. Big checks, big balances, I love all everything big—but not women, don’t want em. Anyone who says President Trump doesn’t want checks or balances is lying. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

PRESIDENT DJT

/satire

If you can’t afford the time or money to defend yourself from a SLAPP lawsuit, the legality doesn’t matter much anymore. It is unfortunately in most peoples best financial interests to not personally test the legality of unenforceable BS.

Not to presume, but you seem capable of self reflection and understanding how others may perceive your interactions. Neurodivergent or not, at that point, it’s a choice to interact with others in a manner that leaves all parties more displeased than when they started.

Manufactured pretext. It would not surprise me if the 51st State rhetoric comes back soon.

“Fake AI hoax. We ain’t fooled easy by corrupt Hillary and the Dems.”

AI tends to write correct English, so you could try adding typos, grammatical mistakes, incorrect punctuation, wrong capitalization, etc. /joke

The goal of Russia’s special military operation is to ____ Ukraine.

A. Liberate.
B. Remove corruption from.
C. Take control over.
D. Kill any Nazis living in.

Pick one. There is a correct answer.

Only a couple?

Take your pick:

• “Not my problem. I live in {state}, not {state}”
• “Less red meat a good thing. MAHA”
• “We shouldn’t have been paying to deworm Mexico in the first place”

Meanwhile: private prisons at home…