You don’t get out very often.

For the first time in my life, i agree with Trump; Musk isn’t “going to be the president.” Musk IS the president.

See ya in a couple millennia, Señor Van Winkle.

Does heat death of the universe count as punishment?

I’m liking the change I’m seeing: fewer CEOs.

Can’t murder a cockroach. Or a mosquito. Or a leach, or a bedbug, or a flea. You exterminate those.

Look around. Read the room. You don’t speak for “everyone,” kiddo.

It’s anecdotal, but i remember those stories floating around the first couple days after, as well.

The same day Thompson was killed Blue Shield backed off their announcement to stop paying for anesthesia during surgery. A healthcare improvement directly tied to that killing.

“What’s five hundred million times zero? AND DON’T SAY IT’S ZERO!”

Are you seriously suggesting we try learning from the past?!?

A WITCH! BURN THEM!

Hey Luxembourg, you broke it, you bought it! She’s YOUR fucking problem now! AHAHAHA!

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No? Still in this timeline? …fuck.

“I love the uneducated!”

14 million is 4% of 345 million (~American population.) Yes, 96% of America thought he wasn’t gonna run again.

Did Putin tell Moscow Mitch to say that? Was it Monsanto? Or, did he have his own thought for once?

You’re right, he never said the exact words. But all of America was under the impression he was gonna step back. He never used the direct words to dispell that either. I’m not alone in feeling betrayed by Biden.

I’m seeing this meme get as much airtime as the whole “I’m a Navy seal” copypasta, and I’m not complaining.

Are you a xenomorph…?

Looks like obstruction is back on the menu, boys.

I agree completely, but your comment begs the question: can you supply a picture of Trump that isn’t? He always looks like mummified foreskin wearing a cotton candy toupee to me.

He also let everyone believe he was just gonna run for one term. Then, when election season comes around, when asked if he was gonna step aside and that most Americans would like him to not run, his response?

“Watch me.”

Fuck you, Jack. FUCK. YOU.