• ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    And on today’s episode of Drunk or Stroke? we have:

    “And what he has shown is an ability to do that other presidents can’t quite seem to have the aperture to do. Well, I mean, Joe Biden didn’t even know what he was doing is to look for opportunities and off ramps and escalations for the United States that creates new opportunities to execute what we need on our own timeline.”

    What the actual fuck? It’s fine if you skim it, but if you are actually reading the words for comprehension god help you:

    “And what he has shown is an ability to do that [word choice?] other presidents can’t quite seem to have the aperture to do. Well, I mean, Joe Biden didn’t even know what he was doing [note the sudden jump in space and time from Biden’s past to his own indefinite future] is to look for opportunities and off ramps and escalations [conflicting goals] for the United States that creates new opportunities to execute what we need on our own timeline.”

    It makes no sense as written, but so many opportunities! And execute is such a great verb, like you’re actually doing something decisive and leaderly and not just scrolling your phone for porn under the conference table.

    I didn’t even go into the grammar problems, this is just comprehension.

    Opportunities, off ramps, escalations, apertures, and time jumps. I’m gonna go with drunk on this one.

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      41 minutes ago

      It’s a combination of AI and stupidity. If these people knew what they were doing we would either be better or worse off, it’s a gambit.

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      They have concepts of objectives which consist of concepts of plans.

      This is a vibe regime ok?

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        38 minutes ago

        I want to make it clear here that when I said kill all the brown people, that I didn’t actually mean “kill a lot of brown people.” I want you to go out there and kill every brown person you can find.

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          20 hours ago

          Maybe Trump is thinking “if Ukraine can avoid an election by starting a war, maybe I can too” 🙄

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        10 hours ago

        Apparently asking about Trump’s press conference where he said the operation might take 4 weeks, but they will continue as long as they have to.

        As opposed to the initial statement that their operation would take 2 weeks.

        Bad move from the reporter. They should know this “minister” doesn’t have the slightest clue about what’s going on.

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    21 hours ago

    Would’ve been nice to actually have the question in the video or in the article without it being filtered through this no talent ass clown as a talking point. Ffs.