Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
The fact that any person reads this letter and thinks: “Wow, he is such a good diplomat, I am glad this man is in charge!” deeply troubles me.
This is some third grader shit.
The fuck is the Norwegian prime minister to do with that load of shit? He’s not even on the committee.
Apparently Trump doesn’t even know what the fuck the Nobel prize is.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html
article in English, with full letter.
Thanks, had trouble finding a good English language source at the time I posted.
That sounds a lot like a manipulative abusive husband. Oh wait he literally is.
I’m not sure it’s even possible for me to cringe harder at this point
Trump is such a fucking loser
He’s acting like me when I can’t get a diplomatic win in civ 5 💀
Reminded mi of
„Bardzo proszę”… mocium panie…
Mocium panie… „me wezwanie”…
A bit obscure reference, I know.
Dump the bonds.
I haven’t clicked on the link yet, but there is no way in hell this is real
Edit: wtf
Every time I’m hopeful, every time I’m disappointed
If Norway’s PM claims he received it, I’ll believe him 1000x over tramp. Simple as. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html
Maybe Stephen Voldemort Miller wrote and autopenned it.
What a fucking manbaby.
Hey Donald, let’s make a deal: you can brag about the Nobel (or: “Noble”) medal you got from that lady, in return you leave other countries alone.
He thinks he stopped 8 wars? Which 8 wars?
They live in Canada, you wouldn’t know them.
Maybe those he didn’t start.
World War 3 to 10. He was going to start them but got distracted with an underage beauty pageant.
He stopped them so early you haven’t even heard of them! /s
I assume he dreamt about starting 8 new wars but didn’t (or couldn’t or forgot) and thus they were ‘stopped’.
Okay but why print his drunken texts? They mean nothing.
It’s just embarrassing for everyone involved.
