I’m not your pal, friend!

I’m not your buddy, guy!

-Canada

They must, a non-zero number of them voted for a despot to destroy the country three times.

We are so boned. These shitweasels still can’t admit that the TSA is nothing but security theater twenty fucking years later or that maybe the DHS as a whole was a mistake.

Get fucked with your “reform.”

loose /= lose

Sorry this one had bothered me for years now and it just seems to get worse over time.

“I let the dogs loose from their enclosure.”

“Of course I would lose my phone when I don’t have Google’s Find My Phone anymore.”

/grammar nazi

Try finding it without the text document on it… bet you can’t… I’ve fucking tried.

There’s a rough consensus that the world is transitioning to a new order, but no one really has any idea what the world is moving toward

Our tax money at work, folks.

Intel macs about to go for cheap (hopefully) and will be great for putting Linux on.

Oh because that’s a great idea. Just give up! I don’t know why I never thought that just giving up was the best way forward! /s

Fuck me our entire world is run by the biggest fucking losers imaginable.

I mean, I would just swear on Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World.

Shocker that a rapist will never understand the word “no.” He probably thinks Greenland is “playing hard to get” or some sick loser shit.

Nobody is forcing you to watch Donald Sutherland films… oh wait, nevermind, misunderstood the post.

For states that have had all-mail-in voting for decades now, like Oregon and Washington, this is basically wholesale disenfranchisement of the whole state.

Check the info on the GoodRx cards and compare it to the given info on the TrumpRx cards. It’s exactly the same. BIN 015995, PCN GDC, that’s the info that actually matters to the pharmacist. But yes it is also somehow also worse since it seemingly doesn’t cover generics.

It’s literally just a rebrand of GoodRx.

The US: “We can ignore shooting a puppy in the face, but being a woman is a step too far.”

I’m sure they’re banking on international consumers having as short of memories as US consumers.

Remember “Freedom Fries” and rejecting Heinz ketchup for them because John Kerry was married to an heiress of the Heinz fortune and he had the audacity to run against Bush in 2004?

Yeah, most people completely forgot, especially the people who claimed that the would boycott Heinz forever.

Trump has done damage with specific partners like Canada, but I don’t think people in the UAE, South Africa, India, or Brazil are going to sneer too much at taking products from people in the USA who used to act superior to them.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but… USA isn’t the only country with a viable middle class to sell shit to anymore. There’s Canada, most of Europe, Australia, Japan, South Korea, China… Other countries may not have as large of middle class citizens to pull from, but they exist as well in places like Brazil, India, Egypt, Israel, Iran, South Africa, and the United Arab Emirates as well as others.

Sometimes I am dumbfounded by my fellow US citizens still somehow thinking we’re the center of the fucking world when all that good will from the rest of the world was flushed down the shitter after 9/11. Trump is just the final stages of no one giving a flying fuck what happens to our middle class anymore.

300 million people in the USA are the bottom 90%, that’s a fucking drop in the bucket of the worldwide population. Do you really think that they’re gonna be hurting by not selling to just us anymore? Just, christ, USA’s economy doesn’t exist in a vacuum.