Also you often can’t view Twitter stuff like this without having an account and being logged in. (Thus the 403 Forbidden response)

At the very least they could use an xcancel link or something.

Yep. Should have just linked to this one, which works:

https://media.mullvad.net/andthen/30s/Mullvad_AND_THEN_30s_US_ProRes422_Webmix_4K.mov

First mistake was using a Twitter (twimg) link.

and they likely won’t.

You mean the same Republican-dominated congress that has basically given him handjobs every time he breaks a fucking law and does something that is actually under the direction of congress? The same Republican-dominated congress that has essentially abdicated any responsibility to govern at all? I’m skeptical, but I hope you’re right.

What a fucking asshole

For real, this is another mask-off moment. He had played up the tariffs as a game to push other countries around, but clearly and literally the only reason he is doing this is because he’s pissed off at the Supreme Court. It has fuck-all to do with other countries because it’s the same rate, worldwide, with no room for negotiations. He’s supposed to be this great negotiator of trade deals with other countries, yet he’s blowing up every single potential trade deal with a flat 15% worldwide because he’s pissed off at people in his own government.

If people can’t tell that he doesn’t give a flying fuck about anything except pushing people around, doesn’t matter who or about what, they’re fucking idiots. He’s just a cruel fucking asshole, like you said.

two more to go, now.

In the podcast/television show Comedy Bang! Bang! there is a running joke that host Scott Aukerman is always misnamed. The names are things like Yacht Rockerman, Hot Saucerman, Shock Jockerman, Stop Clockerman, Shop Talkerman, Flip Flopperman, and so on. They generally rhyme with “Scott Aukerman.”

Snot Flickerman is definitely inspired by the Aukerman nicknames, although it doesn’t perfectly fit since Flickerman doesn’t rhyme with Aukerman. However, in my own headcanon, Snot Flickerman is an animated, audacious television news anchor voiced by Tom Kenny.

I hope this illuminates my stupid fucking username.

I’m not your pal, friend!

I’m not your buddy, guy!

-Canada

They must, a non-zero number of them voted for a despot to destroy the country three times.

We are so boned. These shitweasels still can’t admit that the TSA is nothing but security theater twenty fucking years later or that maybe the DHS as a whole was a mistake.

Get fucked with your “reform.”

loose /= lose

Sorry this one had bothered me for years now and it just seems to get worse over time.

“I let the dogs loose from their enclosure.”

“Of course I would lose my phone when I don’t have Google’s Find My Phone anymore.”

/grammar nazi

Try finding it without the text document on it… bet you can’t… I’ve fucking tried.

There’s a rough consensus that the world is transitioning to a new order, but no one really has any idea what the world is moving toward

Our tax money at work, folks.

Intel macs about to go for cheap (hopefully) and will be great for putting Linux on.

Oh because that’s a great idea. Just give up! I don’t know why I never thought that just giving up was the best way forward! /s

Fuck me our entire world is run by the biggest fucking losers imaginable.

I mean, I would just swear on Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World.

Shocker that a rapist will never understand the word “no.” He probably thinks Greenland is “playing hard to get” or some sick loser shit.

Nobody is forcing you to watch Donald Sutherland films… oh wait, nevermind, misunderstood the post.