two more to go, now.

In the podcast/television show Comedy Bang! Bang! there is a running joke that host Scott Aukerman is always misnamed. The names are things like Yacht Rockerman, Hot Saucerman, Shock Jockerman, Stop Clockerman, Shop Talkerman, Flip Flopperman, and so on. They generally rhyme with “Scott Aukerman.”

Snot Flickerman is definitely inspired by the Aukerman nicknames, although it doesn’t perfectly fit since Flickerman doesn’t rhyme with Aukerman. However, in my own headcanon, Snot Flickerman is an animated, audacious television news anchor voiced by Tom Kenny.

I hope this illuminates my stupid fucking username.

I’m not your pal, friend!

I’m not your buddy, guy!

-Canada

They must, a non-zero number of them voted for a despot to destroy the country three times.

We are so boned. These shitweasels still can’t admit that the TSA is nothing but security theater twenty fucking years later or that maybe the DHS as a whole was a mistake.

Get fucked with your “reform.”

loose /= lose

Sorry this one had bothered me for years now and it just seems to get worse over time.

“I let the dogs loose from their enclosure.”

“Of course I would lose my phone when I don’t have Google’s Find My Phone anymore.”

/grammar nazi

Try finding it without the text document on it… bet you can’t… I’ve fucking tried.

There’s a rough consensus that the world is transitioning to a new order, but no one really has any idea what the world is moving toward

Our tax money at work, folks.

Intel macs about to go for cheap (hopefully) and will be great for putting Linux on.

Oh because that’s a great idea. Just give up! I don’t know why I never thought that just giving up was the best way forward! /s

Fuck me our entire world is run by the biggest fucking losers imaginable.

I mean, I would just swear on Carl Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World.

Shocker that a rapist will never understand the word “no.” He probably thinks Greenland is “playing hard to get” or some sick loser shit.

Nobody is forcing you to watch Donald Sutherland films… oh wait, nevermind, misunderstood the post.

For states that have had all-mail-in voting for decades now, like Oregon and Washington, this is basically wholesale disenfranchisement of the whole state.

Check the info on the GoodRx cards and compare it to the given info on the TrumpRx cards. It’s exactly the same. BIN 015995, PCN GDC, that’s the info that actually matters to the pharmacist. But yes it is also somehow also worse since it seemingly doesn’t cover generics.

It’s literally just a rebrand of GoodRx.

The US: “We can ignore shooting a puppy in the face, but being a woman is a step too far.”