Seymour Skinner, being briefly self-reflective

Ignoring the demands of the masses and having a lavish lifestyle while everyone else is starving.

This guy is on track for pulling a Louis XVI.

I just bought a fancy mechanical keyboard from China. When I did my checkout the price went down when I changed my country from USA to Canada.

The false positives too

Imagine the incredible feeling of raw power the excavator operators must have experienced while destroying the White House though.

Trump: “if you want to do business with the US you will have to pay the tariffs”

The world: “OK.”

Of course. It is a vessel for bribes.

Having people kiss his ass and give him free handouts to stay in his good graces is how Trump has been operating his entire life.

If “it was perfect” is even only a half truth, what there is to read in this is “the MRI didn’t find the cause of the problem I had it done to look for”

Just because he was bad at it doesn’t make it less a coup

you mean a second coup

Or a general stroke. In Trump’s brain. Whichever we get first.

I’m disappointed by the sheer scarcity of Epstein reminders.

The asshole almost escaped to the UAE too. Good thing they caught him in time.

He has probably been cashing it out.

Also, in totally unrelated news, Trump’s personal wealth jumped by another half billion dollars thanks to his personal cryptocurrency suddenly going up in value.

What worries me is what he will do after he doesn’t win that prize and is no longer incentivised to maintain that extremely superficial pretense of “peace” that he’s already awful at.

They’ve crunched the numbers and know the vast majority of those people will die long before they are entitled to the money. They just won’t pay the rest.

It’s funny how they didn’t have any problem paying the huge expense of bringing them there but suddenly money is scarce when it is time to take care of them or brigning them back.

They should be legally required to pay to fix it. To me this is no different than an oil company having to pay to cleanup whenever they make a spill.

So all criminals who committed atrocities have to do is just ask to be released? How nice.