I wouldn’t call Android “brilliant” nowadays if you count the forks that come pre-installed on most phones nowadays. It’s bloated to the gills and keeps the user locked out of being able to control what certain apps can do and access.

When did Metallica become Metallica fans?

They talk like he didn’t threaten to declare war on Europe just a few months ago to invade Greenland. The world has been fed up with his shit for a long time now.

Oh no. Please. Not NVidia, or Meta, or Amazon, or Google, or Apple, or Palantir… Oh and don’t forget… Uh, I mean not Mircosoft.

This guy is like a cartoon villain.

I’m starting to feel like this Trump guy might be a conman of sorts

Ah, I see you are logging in using Bash

Log in with an actual wooden log

Don’t turn the stove on otherwise you’ll be in Spain without the S

They even have the accurate one-silver-legged C3PO

Imagine telling that to people who can’t even fathom being able to afford going to Starbucks.

Cat observed.

On a scale of one to cat, it is a solid cat.

And he will be very sweaty

Is that why cats want to be there whenever you’re using the bathroom? They’re doing their duty of protecting you

Never go to a place where the authorities can arrest and imprison you on a whim for doing something that would have been considered normal anywhere else. No matter how shiny the place is.

We should refer to Trump as “future inmate”

Make the recession great again

Oh no. Anything but that. Don’t do anything to our beloved Trump…

I don’t believe anything The Daily Beast says anymore because they almost always exaggerate on that subject. Their articles are clickbait aimed at all the people who can’t wait for Trump to be gone.

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