Put some sea mines around its potential landing areas as well. That should work better than words with Trump.

I’m pretty sure many Republicans want him impeached by now as well.

Maybe he shouldn’t have committed so many impeachable offenses. Too late for that.

Mussolini looked thinner in that picture where he’s suspended by the feet.

I swear I’ve seen an article about that every year for at least the last 4 years. It’s always about Volkswagen too. Are they really changing things or they’re just talking about it?

It has an emergency vehicle light bar on top and those police-style hub caps so I’m safely assuming it is their security guards trying to pretend they’re real cops.

Technically you could use that push bar to move a disabled vehicle… if you don’t mind causing expensive damage to the bodywork of the other car. This kind of bar is for when you want to use your vehicle as a weapon to pit or ram other vehicles and keep your own vehicle in functioning order. As security guards they’ll never do that.

Why does a Microsoft owned security guard vehicle need a law enforcement push bar?

Were they really expecting Venezuela to welcome the US as their new puppeteer just because they kidnapped their leader?

They’re about to run out of drinking water and might even have to evacuate Teheran because of it.

While the surrounding countries invested in their water supplies and won’t be affected anywhere as badly by the drying conditions, the Iranian government spent all its resources in their nuclear and missile programs and just hoped that the decades long trend in reducing rainfall would reverse. It didn’t.

They won’t be able to ignore it any further when people start dying. But it will be too late by then.

Just a reminder that trying to buy an election is normally frowned upon in sane countries.

So… Can any medical expert tell us if this sets any life expectancy limits?

Except that they do just that by borrowing money against their stocks, which also incidentally allows them to avoid paying taxes. That’s how Musk bought Twitter.

You can’t even spend a billion dollars with the most ridiculous luxury items you can think of. Spending that much in a lifetime for things you would even remotely appreciate would feel like work.

The only difference having billions of dollars makes instead of only a few millions in a rich person’s life is that it enables them to singlehandedly influence politics to their personal liking by buying politicians and media institutions. Which is something nobody should be allowed to do to begin with.

Meanwhile had that billion dollars been distributed to the worker class through fair wages or even to the consumers through fair prices it would have contributed to the economy and the well-being of everyone. Having to tax it to avoid seeing that money sit in some asshole’s offshore bank account is a failure of the system to properly distribute wealth when it is generated to begin with and even that isn’t being done right now.

Is he just going to keep picking other country’s monuments he likes and make his own bootleg version of it in Washington?

Looking forward to the Trump Mahal, Sizeable Bob, Christopher the Coupon Redeemer, DC Tower and the Slanted Tower of Pizza.

Trump is Russia’s bitch and now it is obvious that Russia is China’s bitch. China won.

We all know. He made everything worse and made it cost more money.

I bet if Trump stays in power long enough he will inevitably demand that it is painted gold.

His best client though. Probably the only time he ever paid for services received

Oh fuck off.

The asshole has been acting like a kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar everytime the files were mentioned and desperately tried to bury them. He did something horrible that is recorded in those files and he knows it.

Meanwhile his circle of sycophants are frustrated because they can’t get the news to talk about something else but don’t care that the guy is a rapist?

Sure. All Israel settlers did is “burn a few bridges” with the muslim world when they stole their territories. But there were no long-lasting quarrels between them since then. Right?