I’m going to count to 3, and I want everyone to do a ceasefire! 1. 2. 2 and a half. 2 and three quarters. I mean it!

no gratitude to America

Has she even said thank you?

/s

Problem is, if they could feel shame they wouldn’t be asshole grifters.

If I had to hazard a guess, I reckon they’ll have done more than one story on this.

The only way they could attempt this would be to violate the constitution.

I don’t think they’re gonna be too worried by that.

Those are probably the security concerns.

Fair, but not reassuring.

Bold assumption that there’ll be midterms.

What do you imagine his intent could have been when twice performing a gesture that the majority of people will identify as a Nazi salute, other than him performing a Nazi salute?

And here I thought the official line was that he was there to record a podcast, and not to try and somehow buy Greenland for daddy. Or was that also fake news? Or was that fake news then but now real, because the other news that he’s trying to buy Greenland is now fake?

Imagine being the wrong kind of asshole and being told you’re no longer welcome at the asshole club.

The real Reddit 2014 memes were the friends we made along the way.

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I’ve seen it suggested that he might call an election sooner than later, to avoid the possibility of this failing (more so than it already has), but there have also been several other times when it’s seemed like there might be an election and nothing happened. Seems like Sunak is just waiting/hoping for something he can tout as a win and try to go into an election on the back of it, presumably in an attempt to minimise the losses. The budget certainly didn’t do it for them, and I can’t see this broadly unpopular ‘win’ being it either, but really what else is there that he can point to at this stage?

There are 2 kinds of people in the world.

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Batmen?

“Falling”

Not enough people apparently.

None, he’s a faux pa.