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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space
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    Give her treats for cash and she’ll raid the entire neighborhood for $ bills.

    • Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world
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      This also works with crows and other corvids.

  • Nalivai@lemmy.world
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    Well, money can be exchanged for goods and services

    • toynbee@lemmy.world
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      I didn’t know Homer was on lemmy. That’s pretty awesome actually.

  • PodPerson@lemmy.zip
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    Cats Rule Everything Around Me

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    Probably because it smells like the assholes of every unwashed hand it’s passed through

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      And cocaine.

      • prettybunnys@piefed.social
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        and cocaine

        She just likes the way it smells, alright?

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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        The “El Gato” cartel.

  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m sorry to inform you that your cat shows symptoms of being a billionaire. The only treatment is taxation.

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    wait could this be ai or am i going insane

    • NekuSoul@lemmy.nekusoul.de
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      I’m guessing it’s real, just shot with a phone that does a lot of “AI” postprocessing.

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        My Galaxy S23 will take a picture, I’ll see how beautiful it is for around 4 seconds and then it will replace it - without my consent OR keeping the original - with an “enhanced” version that oversharpens everything and at the same time turns all detail into watercolor blobs that make detail vanish.

        It’s functionally useless, and supposed to be one of the best smartphone cameras.

        • Buffy@libretechni.ca
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          Try a separate camera app. AFAIK most of the processing is done by the app itself, so if you use a FOSS camera app it will likely lack this effect.

    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I think so too, the “money” doesn’t look right. The letters and serial are fucked.

  • Buffy@libretechni.ca
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    Mine does this, except he hides it. He’ll carry off my wallet too; I have to keep it in a drawer or money comes up missing.

  • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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    Cat-pitulist

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    this is AI.

    why is this AI?

  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today
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    So she’s a fat cat?

  • wowwoweowza@lemmy.world
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    Reincarnated drug dealer, obviously. It’s all about the green!

  • Law Abiding VPN User@feddit.org
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    try buying some fake movie-prop-money

    • snoons@lemmy.ca
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      She’ll probably just burn it or use it to defraud the neighbours.

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      Zoom in, it already looks like AI money

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Smeowg

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    Catnip habit

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    She’s got good taste! No other kinds of paper?

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