Thousand mile stare with the tongue out
Thousand mile stare with the tongue out


Tangent: what’s your review of Obsidian?
I never thought of myself as prude until now 🫣


What gets rewarded gets done
After every meal, whether I like it or not


I haven’t truly laughed out loud at a comment in a while. Thank you.
Collective hopelessness
Cold brew is a great idea. What’s your method/recipe?


Why does this feel like an advertisement?
The consent tools that make you open up a second window to manually reject everything can fuck right off


Agreed. It’s middle managers all the way up. I thought it would get better, or I’d be the change I want to see, but it’s utter chaos at every turn.
Just give me a stapler and a broom closet and leave me alone.


The last thing I hear as I choke to death on a grape trying to rush for my turn is, “mwaahahaaaaaa!”
…Or lip gloss. Both are equally relevant and necessary for a lady’s bath time.
Cat wants to know where your finger last visited 👃 #shareTheAdventure
So stately