Mitchell & Webb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Irvuafg5GM

Soon

Based. Smartphones made it way too easy for morons.

Internet was fun when it was a place. Accessible via computer on a desk in your home.

Blow raspberries

James Bond

Did you read the news? The upper limit is 39. So 40+ are not allowed.That’s not elder. That’s middle aged.

on the travel warnings page: https://www.auswaertiges-amt.de/de/reiseundsicherheit/10-2-8reisewarnungen, on which the only surprising country is Japan, and the warning refers to the areas still affected by the Fukushima nuclear reactor accident.

Not if we die of starvation first.

Reject their visa applications

Come back

I heard it was created by a South Asian immigrant.

his whole angel

Relevant typo

Give him a French welcome.

Escap

NSFW

OP’s company has good opsec.

Meh. Knock out our satellites if you can, pussy.

Exactly!

All of this could’ve been avoided had Sarah asked her roommate to get phone line in her name.

I carried Euros as emergency cash to exchange (our national currency is not easily available) on a recent trip.