fuggin scriptkiddies.
take your slop somewhere else.
fuggin scriptkiddies.
take your slop somewhere else.


I’ve been reincarnated from the future and get flashes of what’s to come.
gotta say, it’s not great.
depends on what you want it to do.


I have worked with too many devs that didn’t even know what the 7 layers/OSI are or why they exist.
they didn’t know what a network port was used for and why it’s important to not expose 3306 to the internet.
they couldn’t understand that fragmentation of a message bus occurs when you don’t dedupe the contents.
you know, morons.


oh sure, when they fuck up DNS it’s a “race condition”.
when I fuck up DNS it’s a “fireable offense”.
seccomp sent pre-notice emails out about the phishing tests that were coming.
75% of the company reported the pre-notice email as phishing (even the CEO).
we did it mostly because the seccomp team was a huge thorn and caused so many unnecessary delays due to them injecting themselves into every single process.
the CSO quit soon after and some of their lackeys with them. we then hired a competent leader that worked with the org to meet compliance and regulatory requirements instead of being a blocker.


what’s a server?
it’s a computer in a building somewhere else.
why can’t they click around and fix it?
because there are other servers that are talking in a group and they all need to get fixed.
why would they need more? can’t they just run it all in one building?
it is in one building but the building is 20k sqft.
that’s ridiculous! how many computers do they need to run this crap. they’re just wasting taxpayers dollars. Fox news told me…
and that’s why I just say, “the internet is broken.”


looks great! I need something like this for work tbh and will be checking it out.
question though, do you have any plans on incorporating a backend DB at all in the future? even something as small as SQLite?
I ask because I have used projects that store in flatfile json and as time progresses those files get very large and the UX degrades as the app is used.
not there it won’t. cats only barf on carpet, fresh sheets, and inside shoes.


sorry dude. when shtf, I’m only accepting food, medicine, water, and ammo. after that is books, gasoline, firewood, and candles.
after that, maybe gold and silver is at the bottom of the trade list.
you want some food because you’re starving? Best I can do is 3.5 oz of gold.
but how can A C if our A isn’t B again?


how? nobody else was there.
did you not read it?


never ask a woman her age or weight.
never ask a man his penis size.
if someone asks you how big you are tell them, “big enough to ruin your night”. could be both ways and still enticing enough to continue flirting.
if she continues to ask, tell her “you could find out yourself if you’re inclined.” then offer to go somewhere.


it’s almost as if these assholes want to trigger every single apocalyptic prophecy just to see what happens.
I once had some dirtbag teen press all the buttons in an elevator I was in before trying to dash out.
I grabbed their bookbag and ripped it off them before they left. had all their shit in it too. laptop, wallet, metro pass.
When I eventually reached the roof I walked over and chucked it over onto the roof of the building next-door and went about my day.
I’d like to think that little shit never found it.
my point is, I’m not above retribution and pettiness. I’ll get as dirty as I can to make sure whoever has wronged me gets exactly what they deserve.


Ricky Recardo


careful, one of the mods here is so triggered by that word they literally become mentally deficient.
we are giving you our honest opinion.
we don’t appreciate our hard work and efforts being stolen by companies and then slopped together by people who wouldn’t know the first thing about our community.
take your slop somewhere else because it’s not welcome here.