he did not write that.

I’ve done that before! it’s great.

I’ve also fell asleep eating a sandwich after pulling a double… not great.

we’re talking about a fucking bear.

of course he’s a man.

you strike me as a competent developer but you lack the experience with Linux.

install xclip, then copy your URL and use the following command.

base64 -d "$(xclip -o)"

there’s probably a better way but I’m just remembering off the top of my head.

could probably pipe it into something that would spit it out with each param on new lines but you’ll need to google that.

agreed.

modern ruby can even outperform python, php, and others.

rails is still dog shit slow. but it is better now. considering what rails does though, the performance tradeoff is negligible. proper indexing and query improvements are extremely beneficial to UX.

it’s an allegory for using AI for development is akin to coding with a vibrator up your ass.

sure it’s fun and easy, but the end result is you smell like shit and you’re unable to work after you’ve been caught.

know what’s great for MVPs? language specific frameworks like ruby on rails.

runs like dog shit, but you can have a full fledged app in days or weeks instead of months.

AI can’t do that.

you must be in management, because all that was bullshit.

your brain has melted from AI slop.

why stop there! let’s do the same for all the “self-host” projects that use CDNs or remotely hosted resources.

it’s not self-hosted unless it’s 100% hosted locally.

I’m an adult and I don’t even know how the fuck to say it.

<ai-shill> laugh now plebs. I’ll be sitting on ez-street when you’re jobless and turning hot-fixes for pennies! </ai-shill>

all world leaders should be forced to have an explosive device surgically implanted into their chests to take office.

at any time the people of their country can take a vote to remove them from office, and if passed detonates the explosive at a random time in a 24 hour window after the vote has been validated.

thanks dad.

I’ve known devs that wouldn’t work on a project because their editor of choice couldn’t be used.

I’ve known devs that were so petty they refused to use a tool because it wasn’t written in rust.

devs are divas for the worst reasons, and that makes them the worst divas IMO.

never known any other profession to be absolute divas than opinionated devs.

what about the sleeps between each print?

where’s the comments?

why isn’t it DRY?

3/10 code, PR rejected.

used to have a cat that did this. he just wanted to be near me.

wish I had let him in more often 😞

you sure fucked him like that pedophile fucks children. 🫡