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Cake day: September 21st, 2024

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  • seccomp sent pre-notice emails out about the phishing tests that were coming.

    75% of the company reported the pre-notice email as phishing (even the CEO).

    we did it mostly because the seccomp team was a huge thorn and caused so many unnecessary delays due to them injecting themselves into every single process.

    the CSO quit soon after and some of their lackeys with them. we then hired a competent leader that worked with the org to meet compliance and regulatory requirements instead of being a blocker.


  • what’s a server?

    it’s a computer in a building somewhere else.

    why can’t they click around and fix it?

    because there are other servers that are talking in a group and they all need to get fixed.

    why would they need more? can’t they just run it all in one building?

    it is in one building but the building is 20k sqft.

    that’s ridiculous! how many computers do they need to run this crap. they’re just wasting taxpayers dollars. Fox news told me…


    and that’s why I just say, “the internet is broken.”










  • it’s almost as if these assholes want to trigger every single apocalyptic prophecy just to see what happens.

    I once had some dirtbag teen press all the buttons in an elevator I was in before trying to dash out.

    I grabbed their bookbag and ripped it off them before they left. had all their shit in it too. laptop, wallet, metro pass.

    When I eventually reached the roof I walked over and chucked it over onto the roof of the building next-door and went about my day.

    I’d like to think that little shit never found it.

    my point is, I’m not above retribution and pettiness. I’ll get as dirty as I can to make sure whoever has wronged me gets exactly what they deserve.