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No, she stayed friendly to us for some time after she got spayed

Yeah, we caught her and had her spayed, we’re certain that one of our neighbors was taking care of her, she survived several winters that were one blizzard after another

I know a guy who has a cat that folds in half too

One time there was a female cat in the neighborhood I grew up in. She gave birth to 2 of my cats from my childhood and teenage years.

When we first found her, even after we found homes for her babies, she was a nice kitty, always eager to receive butt pats and head pats. But then one day she stopped coming near us and would hiss any time she made eye contact with us. It was sad.

He knows what he’s doing. He’s playing the guys on the ground

Oh… for a second there when I had only seen the title I thought you were on shrooms

We’ve all probably farted stardust… from the star man waiting in the sky. Or sub atomic particles that used to be iridium

I just very carefully used the bluntest part of my thumb to gently get the eye goobers out of my old cat’s eyes

They were long and slimy with a green tint to them and they always came out in one piece

I still miss my buddy even though I have a new cat now

For a boy: Terrence

for a girl: Ally, the ally cat

reminds me of a PS1 game I played at a friend’s house when I was a kid

Mint scented farts

I’m not a fan of mint chocolate or ice cream

DARE was around during bush Jr’s administration too.

I don’t want kids doing drugs, but just telling them not to do it isn’t going to help anything. Just like age verification for porn sites, leave it up to the parents, make the parents responsible for it

And obviously some drugs are way worse than others, like meth, crack and fent being way worse than pot. But even pot can cause genuine mental issues if you do it too much. Boomers from both sides of the isle are just use fear and ignorance for compliance. Actually educating kids about what kinds of shit will happen to you if you do drugs would’ve been way more effective at keeping people sober

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I don’t care about other countries. My country has its own problems to fix already

you forgot to add the UN flag and the WEF and the UK flag

Yeah…good advice there, top quality

I hate it when that happens. I had a super abusive brother when I was growing up that would berate me all the time whenever I watched any kind of anime around him.

Thank God he moved to another country

Don’t worry! Now we have age verification so there’s always going to be plenty of valuable data to steal

LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MR BIGGLESWORTH!

I like Maine Coone cats