Good riddance. F this guy.
Who’s the next podcaster to get an FBI job?
Honestly, at this point, I would be zero surprised if Rogan gets nominated for the job…
It is going to happen because he will finally bring a good face to ICE. Someone to rehabilitate their image. A people pleaser!
They should wait for halftime at the Superbowl to introduce him. Just when Bad Bunny starts singing Joe Rogan should storm the stage, dressed as an ICE agent, and the pick up BB and body slam him shouting, “This is what you get spic!”
All of Bunny’s dancers strip off their clothes revealing they are actually the new ICE dancers. A funky groove starts with some powerful bass backing it up.
Suddenly thirteen jet fighters fly overhead in a tight formation breaking the sound barrier just after they buzz the stadium.
Explosive fireworks go off all around the field and an ominous voice shouts out, “Are you ready!”
Kid Rock dances onto the stage as the new ICE dancers back him up. He shouts into a golden microphone, “We cancelled this woke halftime so Americans can get what they crave!”
As Kid Rock debuts his newest song “ICE, ICE, Save me” ICE agents arrest Bad Bunny and rough him up on stage for everyone to see. After Kid Rock finishes his set he shouts, “If you are brown it is time to leave town!”
Finally, the camera pans to an empty bench on the field and we can see the ghost of Hogan side hugging Kirk as they sit together crying in joy at the scene they had just witnessed.
Might as well have fun while the ship sinks i guess.
Rogan is far more useful where he is
Jamie can we look that up?
Alex Jones and Rogan have to blow Trump for the spot.
…what’s the first tie breaker?
They have beat Trump’s time getting Bill to bust. The fastest one wins.
… Ew.
That’s crazy.
Mamdani gonna talk him into appointing Mero…
“Allegedly”
The rats are leaving the ship before it sinks.
The rats are fleeing the ship
It was more fun promoting conspiracy theories.
The audience usually isn’t as keen on actual factual evidence. Apparently in the FBI you can’t just spout stupid shit and never explain it or back it up.
At this point anyone with expertise of any kind should resign. They either haven’t gotten around to firing you, they’ll ask you to do something unethical, or you’re already doing their dirty work (and you may not know it).
Dan Bongino didn’t have expertise though.
In fact people told Patel “listen for your job it doesn’t matter as much, but for deputy director you need to hire someone with tons of experience. They need to be someone that’s done a job like this before. “
Then they hired this fucking podcast loser.
Is he saying this bc he’s pulled enough info and ready to go private for more $
See you in hell, Bongoballs.
*Bongina.
