It is going to happen because he will finally bring a good face to ICE. Someone to rehabilitate their image. A people pleaser!
They should wait for halftime at the Superbowl to introduce him. Just when Bad Bunny starts singing Joe Rogan should storm the stage, dressed as an ICE agent, and the pick up BB and body slam him shouting, “This is what you get spic!”
All of Bunny’s dancers strip off their clothes revealing they are actually the new ICE dancers. A funky groove starts with some powerful bass backing it up.
Suddenly thirteen jet fighters fly overhead in a tight formation breaking the sound barrier just after they buzz the stadium.
Explosive fireworks go off all around the field and an ominous voice shouts out, “Are you ready!”
Kid Rock dances onto the stage as the new ICE dancers back him up. He shouts into a golden microphone, “We cancelled this woke halftime so Americans can get what they crave!”
As Kid Rock debuts his newest song “ICE, ICE, Save me” ICE agents arrest Bad Bunny and rough him up on stage for everyone to see. After Kid Rock finishes his set he shouts, “If you are brown it is time to leave town!”
Finally, the camera pans to an empty bench on the field and we can see the ghost of Hogan side hugging Kirk as they sit together crying in joy at the scene they had just witnessed.
Honestly, at this point, I would be zero surprised if Rogan gets nominated for the job…
It is going to happen because he will finally bring a good face to ICE. Someone to rehabilitate their image. A people pleaser!
They should wait for halftime at the Superbowl to introduce him. Just when Bad Bunny starts singing Joe Rogan should storm the stage, dressed as an ICE agent, and the pick up BB and body slam him shouting, “This is what you get spic!”
All of Bunny’s dancers strip off their clothes revealing they are actually the new ICE dancers. A funky groove starts with some powerful bass backing it up.
Suddenly thirteen jet fighters fly overhead in a tight formation breaking the sound barrier just after they buzz the stadium.
Explosive fireworks go off all around the field and an ominous voice shouts out, “Are you ready!”
Kid Rock dances onto the stage as the new ICE dancers back him up. He shouts into a golden microphone, “We cancelled this woke halftime so Americans can get what they crave!”
As Kid Rock debuts his newest song “ICE, ICE, Save me” ICE agents arrest Bad Bunny and rough him up on stage for everyone to see. After Kid Rock finishes his set he shouts, “If you are brown it is time to leave town!”
Finally, the camera pans to an empty bench on the field and we can see the ghost of Hogan side hugging Kirk as they sit together crying in joy at the scene they had just witnessed.
Might as well have fun while the ship sinks i guess.
Rogan is far more useful where he is
Jamie can we look that up?
Alex Jones and Rogan have to blow Trump for the spot.
…what’s the first tie breaker?
They have beat Trump’s time getting Bill to bust. The fastest one wins.
… Ew.
That’s crazy.