

Or, is … sarcasm
You’re quick. Fuck everyone in my mother’s generation who won’t step aside and let younger people hold office, buy houses (she lives alone in a three bedroom house), or start careers (a former CEO came out of retirement and accepted a low-level position part-time where my partner works just so he’d have “something to do” ten hours per week). They are suppressing everyone under them.



















There’s always a 10% chance one of the kitties is eating the flowers in the kitchen. The evidence remains after. More rarely, she’ll jump down and run away when caught in the act. She’s even done it in front of us when we were watching TV and she thought we wouldn’t notice.
Someone even completely knocked over a vase and spilled whatever everywhere last month. She swears it wasn’t her. Must have been a burglar.