Not mister potato head!

It’s practically a requirement to run in those circles. I’ll be more surprised when someone he chooses doesn’t have a closet full of monsters.

I can’t believe it took this long for someone to realize they can just openly plunder and get away with it. Or that we sit around and let it happen.

I know who’s getting kidnapped next!

I’m so happy that, after I decided that I was gonna close Lemmy after reading the posts on the current page, this was the last one. What a great way to wrap up and go about my day after horrible current events and such.

This is the sort of discrimination I can support. Call the husband when you want some tea.

In that case, nazi fucks also have no rights.

He’s the smartest man in generations. He said we don’t need vaccines and now I’m ok to eat roadkill without worrying about parasites. What a hero.

My dad almost died from polio. Vaccines are a major part of my existing (my mother got vaccinated against it). Fuck this guy.

I WANT A BRAINWORM. LET’S LEAVE A DEAD BEAR IN CENTRAL PARK AND TELL THAT RACIST SHITHEAD ROSANNE ABOUT IT!

That’s just the most fun headline that I’ve read today. It’s fun on so many levels! I’m closing Lemmy cause I wanna end on a high note and I can’t predict when anything will measure up to this again.

Come at us, Louisiana. We outnumber you.

I wish you well. Good luck!

I thought right-wingers hated participation trophies for all kids, even the dregs. Hypocrite.

Exactly. I’ve been doing it for so long (because otherwise my cats would splash the water) that I find it gross when people leave them open to flush.

Something else that just occurred to me… It’s only a matter of time before we kidnap Zelensky to end Putin’s invasion of Ukraine.

Is he still the non-interventionist candidate? /s

Put this piece of shit in jail.

I literally have to apologize for being white every singe day. At work? Apology. At the store? Apology. With my spouse? Apology.

It’s like a white man in America can’t get a fair shake in America as a white man! /s

Btw, some people are really stupid.

Won’t someone please think of all the corrupt bureaucrats who bought him off?!

I understand your point, but they seem to have subjugated Hong Kong pretty successfully. I would agree with you more if that hadn’t recently happened.

Ha, nope. A headline like this is not even worth clicking.