Finally, some advice I can get behind.
Saint Harambe, passing on his wisdom. RIP you fucking legend. This day drink’s for you.
Gorilla keeping it rilla
Harambe 4:12
Dicks out!
It is football season. Find a local game and go tailgate! Or golf! Or just sit on the couch and slam beers!
Way ahead of you, bro.
Spoken like a true new-to-alcohol person.
Why wait until you’re not at work?
People, remember most gorillas don’t know about alcohol. He certainly means drinking water.
do something athletic or anything outside
I like to cycle around the lake and stop at the pubs surrounding it.
Get yourself a heavy glass mug. Lift gains while you drink.
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I tried this, and I ended up in jail
Stuff.jpg: He was a severe alcoholic
Wisdom of our ancestors.
“I’m just saying if they don’t hang down to here, you should use the Bakunyuu tag!”
As someone suffering from a few health problems because in my 20s, I took this meme literally…
Don’t.
Find an alternative way to relax.
Likewise
Go for a walk, go on a hike, go fishing, get a BBQ going: don’t just drink your day away.
I’m an avid hiker now but I’ll never forget my doctor telling me at 24 that if I didn’t stop drinking I was going to be dead before 30.
…while drinking
