Hope you enjoy the fallout that a large unvaccinated population causes even in those who are vaccinated

That was actually very clever

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Bro it literally took me 4 seconds to find out that you’re talking out of your ass

Been there! No sweat, was just checking open source documentation standards hadn’t gotten ridiculously high recently 🙃

I feel like their documentation is pretty solid…?

And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert

Which, by virtue of not reducing its speed, is more likely to seriously injure a pedestrian: a car, or a bicycle?

Wow, what an incredibly bad take. Kudos, I’m genuinely impressed

I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection

What’s the vibe in there? Cause I don’t like the idea of punishing regular civilians for the government’s actions, so I’m not a fan of this decision. But I’m not gonna come in here and say something like “omg why though, Israel’s the victim!!!1”

I love Murphy

I think this cat might have been getting into the protein powder too

There are better ways to manage your anxiety than with nicotine. You’re anxious about your parents finding out because you know they’ll be upset, and they’ll be upset because of the negative impact you’re having on yourself by vaping. Maybe you should consider why they would feel that way.

No, you’re conflating two different concepts that share the term. Alcohol directly causes central nervous system depression, which is distinct from depressive disorder (aka depression) - the neurological condition. Regular alcohol use/abuse can lead to depressive disorder, but in an indirect way. CNS depressants (alcohol) actually increase GABA neurotransmitter activity, which slows brain activity. This effect on your nervous system has no known direct link to depressive disorder.

Shouldn’t selling on eBay be O(n)? Since you have to sell each item individually. Still way better, but let’s be accurate here

Ok well…I sustained an injury to the tip of my dick and it turns out that’s a location that rubs on the material of your boxers or pants all the time. So I was in pretty constant discomfort. Decided to try a bandaid, and of course the standard ones really don’t sit all that flush and they would just snag and pull off inside my underwear. Then I tried one of those waterproof ones and it conformed to the shape perfectly. “Don’t worry, you won’t forget about something attached to the tip of your penis,” I told myself. But damn if those things don’t sit so comfortably you completely forget they’re there. And by god let me tell you, the absolute shock, fear, and confusion a man can feel when he’s dick in hand, has relaxed all his bladder muscles, and fully expects to start peeing, only for some phantom-handed chokehold to hold it all back a half second after release…well it’s not something you’re likely to forget.

Beautiful pic. I’d happily hang this in my house.

Spoken like someone who’s never tried to pee and been blocked by a bandaid before