Was his bike “maoist style”?
They couldn’t dig up any dirt on him so they had to try and make him going for a bike ride sound sinister hahaha gutter press is beyond pathetic!
had to try and make him going for a bike ride sound sinister

he sent a guy in his place to the shitrael parade no ?
The fuck is Israel parade? Jewish pride, sure; but Israel? That’s weird.
It is when you take pride into the genocide of others
Truly, fuck Israel, but it’s really not uncommon for parades to be country-specific-themed in large cities.

Bro has no bad pictures
Fr. Imagine the editor being like “hahah we got him now” and all they can find is pictures of him that day looking like a ray of fucking sunshine.

Too bad they put such a nice chap on the front page, now we can’t use that rag for TP anymore…
can’t wait for the intro of the NYC - specific The West Wing reboot.
“Monyc in a bicycle accident. Come to the office” - I guess it’s a text this time since pagers are a bit antiquated
My guy Zo
Staten Island should just go be part of New Jersey.






