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Do I need to point at the racist crows?

The US holds 99% of the worldwide deep fried Twinkie production.

Elon family got his submarine working

“Have you considered some of the rape victims deserved it”

Fuck off.

If you like your opium, you can keep it

Death to Israel.

It’s an LG situation where they come up with a bacronym motto that sorta replaces the name. It’s less scary for global markets to buy a Build Your Dreams.

While they have Mountain Dew in China, I haven’t been able to find images of a Baja Blast variant, it could be the reason.

THEN WHY DO YOU PUT IT ON EVERYTHING

The death of the US Empire is funny until you realize that other countries will need to endure a bunch of US immigrants complaining that roads are too small and the food doesn’t have corn syrup in it.

Sorry, I mean expats, that’s the word when the immigrant is white

In the North American Regime, the state militia will kidnap your family if you say the vice president fucked a couch on the internet. Please Mr. Xi, end their oppression

I commend you for not looking at american news rags or social media.

No, I’m reading the famous american news source the BBC

Mrs. Nobel peace prize is inviting him in with open arms, so he might as well get the next one

Weird that I don’t see nearly as much screeching about foreigners interfering on elections when the US does it openly

He plans to pardon Reagan?

I’m not gonna be the guy in a horror movie who just assumes the bad guy is dead because he was knocked in the head, looks away and gets megamurdered.