Mike should only fight against people he already beat, like his ex wife.

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

We gotta keep doing this or Trump will get elected

Pelosi should just gtfo and become a stock broker. She’s unusually good at trading stocks for some obscure reason.

(The reason is insider trading)

I, too, highly mistrust Bloomberg. Are you a mayor or a newspaper you weirdo

Here’s how Biden can still win:

Few decades late, but, hey, at least we got there after continuing to deny it would start looking bad.

Just own up to it, it’s not like US people have ever cared that they’ve been kidnapping and torturing people. Should be fine as long as they’re from the scary races.

Better luck in your future endeavors, Iran

Hezbollah and Hamas have a better grasp of american politics than most americans

Why learn anything, the policies they want will be implemented anyway 🧠

If every single one of them had voted for Harris, it would still have been a massacre. Find a better scapegoat or face the facts.

I am (not) speaking

They’re notoriously easy to get.

The UK supports another genocide, surprising no one.

Well, they’re working on their deal with Israel that will eventually lead to a cease-fire after they’re done levelling the place for condos.

Ah, the cracker index chart

Well, that particular plant in Brazil started construction in the 70s when the military dictatorship, instead of actually investing in the country, decided to pander to its allies and overpaid for old tech, definitely not pocketing a bunch of money. Construction went on and off for a while and went back (for good?) in 2022

Fucking Moldova is at it again

Noooo we have to build the wall, don’t you know racists are one of our most important rising electorates