Wait wait wait, I thought this was common fuckien knowledge at this point. Have y’all been fucking sleeping up till now?! WTF!?
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tl;dr: Melania was an Epstein prostitute that Trump made his wife
I thought this was common knowledge? Is this actually new news?

Wouldn’t that make Melania a victim of human trafficking?
Trafficking involves coercion. We’ve heard a lot about the minors, but not all Epstein’s connections, sexual or otherwise, were coerced: many were legally of age who were simply paid.
By all accounts, Melania came to the US of her own free will and was an adult when she interacted with Epstein. There is no evidence she was ever coerced, nor that she was pimped. She’s never said she was, and no one has ever suggested that about her.
And to drive the point home, she is most certainly acting out of her own free will now, and to the same end: selling her [name, title, access to power, story] for money.
I thought we already knew that
Knew it years ago
Never been less shocked in my life
I mean she was a little old for Don’s taste when they met. That’s a little surprising.
She’s his handler. Putin gotta keep tabs on him 24/7
No one said it was a love match.
That would be a genuine bombshell.
Honestly thought this was known
Yeah, same here. There was a video circulating before his first term (long before AI and deepfakes) where someone took apart an interview she did talking about “doing business” as a “model” and all the various ways her responses were common to the jargon of prostitution.
It wasn’t just one thing, it was many things, even one part where she put her hand up to her mouth like she knew she should not have said something the way she did because it was an obvious pointer to sex work.
If I can find it I’ll post it, but I haven’t seen it since 2015 or thereabouts.
Not if you consume mainstream media. The oligarchs keep their employees muzzled when it comes to specific topics.
Ahem, an escort.
potato, potahto
I dated a girl before she Turned Pro. Decades later she filled me in on her short stint, and this one gem:
- if she’s waiting for you, she’s a whore
- if you’re waiting somewhere for her, she’s an escort or a call-girl.
One of them has more rules, too.
But I dunno.
A high-class whore is still a whore.
No shade, and do what you want - grab that bag if that’s what you want, but there’s little difference between a street walker, a call girl, or a porn star. You’re still being paid for sex, simple as that. If it’s consensual, and nobody is being exploited then whatever.
oof
Good thing she got out ahead of it before by randomly announcing apropos nothing that she had nothing to do with it, which as we all know, is an obvious confession that something is coming. You love to see it.
These people are the dumbest cunts to exist.
Reminds me of when I was a kid and my brother and I would try to explain our side of the story first in the hopes we wouldn’t get in trouble.
This is what her weird, out of the blue announcement a month or so ago was about.
We might have to rename the Streisand-effect
Melanomia - the anticipatory state of paranoia that causes you to inadvertently trigger your own Streisand effect.
Here comes another UFO release! I bet tomorrow.
That or Cuban invasion
It’s already known that Ivana Trump went out with Ghislaine to help bring girls back to Epstein’s place.
Wtf kind of behavior is that?? It’s like some Sauron shit or an old evil fairy tale with a witch queen.
Yesssss the master needs your first born, fetch a youngling
Fucking evil
Zampolli is now a Special Envoy for Global Partnerships and a member of the Kennedy Center Board of Trustees.
No incentive to protect the lie then. And he seems like a kind, friendly fellow. /s
Special Envoy for fuckin’ what??
I already knew that.
I don’t really care, do you?
someday some streamer in a hazmat suit is going to point to a shadow on the wall in the Mar-a-Lago exclusion zone and say “the ancient chat says that this one was a concubine of the child eaters”
Keep going, I am already invested in the world you’ve created.
So “Einstein visa” was actually a typo?
Epstein Visa*
I wonder when she puts on her lipstick in the morning if she sings “Pretty woman” to herself being a supercunt.
That protagonist was a normal, decent person.
To the complete lack of surprise of everyone
Ooh I like the animated thumb…










